Love Island Winter 2023 - Nah bruv it's Thread 2!

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I'm all about the bombshells and recouplings to mix it up a bit. The most boring series for me are when everyone gets settled and nobody would dare tread on toes! I assume that's why Zara wasn't in the bottom 3 girls. We all love the drama!

Ellie reminds me facially of Lucinda ‘reeeeeaaaalllllllyyyyy’ Strafford. However her stennies leave a LOT to be desired.

Yes her extensions are two completely different colours; it was all I could see when she was talking in the last episode! A bit of toner would go a long way, or better still, no extensions at all!

They’re awful bless her, they look like clip in hair that tweens use.

Just watched last nights Unseen Bits. It so much better than the regular episodes. Wish there was more of the normal stuff shown than all the forced conversations and stupid games

Ellie really reminds me of a young Heather Graham!

I've been lurking on the previous thread while catching up. I actually like the cast this year, a few boring ones in there but also some likeable islanders, Lana, Tanya, Shaq and even Ron. Olivia and Zara are good value though I don't like either. Can't tell if Tom is the strong silent type or completely out of his depth, what he's doing seems to be working for him though. Kind of hope he goes for Ellie to upset both Zara and Olivia, but maybe he's scared of the drama. Is he clever enough to realise Olivia is probably popular with the public and therefore keep her hanging on? I also liked what the producers did with getting the aussies to kick people off, it was a change from the usual formula of boys vote a girl off etc.

Yes, breaking the stranglehold of original Islanders on key choices is a good move.

And yes, more of the "unseen bits" would be very welcome in the main programme, so we get more of a sense of who these people are

Just spent 30 minutes seeing what Heather Graham is up to now. Thanks @Rollergirl11

@Zampa. Hahaha, still looking sickeningly amazing by the looks of things! Always loved her, so much that she inspired my name! 🤪😂

God Zara is hard work.

I am bored of the Tom , Olivia and Zara saga.
The producers need to spice things up

I think Tom is starting to see the light though. Can't be chewed with the drama can he

Tom? Yuck! "I just want to come home to someone who'll give me a boost". He's been watching too many Andrew Tate vlogs.

Having said that, I can understand why he wants out of the drama.

Hope Olivia fucks it though and Tom gets with Ellie and Spencer moves onto Samie. Would love to see Olivia take an early to bath

Loved that Tanya called Ron out as a game player.

I don't like Jessie's square bikini.

Getting Kenneth Williams vibes from Will. ooooh Matron!

Hate the square bikini too

I love that Zara is bothered by the face/body discrepancy when most of us would want to be the personality choice (wouldn't we?).

What? Have Tom and Zara split up??

Yep they've called it a day... who will Zara go for next I wonder?

Oh, I'm a bit disappointed at the lack of future drama :(

I am glad that Tom and Zara are over.
I think Tom expected Zara to kick off.
It appears that she dumped him first

I'm not keen on Samie's voice.

I hate to judge people on accents but it really grates.