Masterchef The Professionals : Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

Love those earrings. And Jay looks hawt in blue.

Needs a big slice of bread

🙌🏽🙌🏽 Lovely

Lovely table of judginess tonight.

Yum. Any vampires in the house?

Cut the bloody fibres off. Grrr.

Goat's cheese and wasabi. The wasabi would clear your sinuses so you can really take in that farmyard flavour.

I like Jay but not sure about the lust for him. Jimi on the other hand.

Where's the rest of the dish, Charlie?

But Marcus likes things hairy, remember the leeks ?

Charlie's done well and he's so calm. Good on him.

He could win this.

Charlie's done well.

Oyster leaf chiffonade sounds like something your pants would be made of.

Jimi is very cute that's true but he's not a bear of a man

Theres is a bit of a pyromaniac, isn’t she?

Noooo hairy scallop

I really like Charlie for just being calm and not running around.

Those poor poor scallops, I am deeply upset on their behalf.

All served up with a dollop of cuckoo spit. Sorry but I couldn’t be doing with the burnt hay and the sputum.

Me neither. All that burning. And smoking

I've never known the critics be quite so gushing.

Someone warn Jay.

I don't want moss on my plate.

Everything tasting of smoke