Who's watching Kirstie and Phil/Kevin tonight?

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he's a twat and she's a wishy washy bint.

and they're both dull and tasteless.

Nice one Phil: 'You don't speak the language'

lovely - I could live there - please

wishy washy is right.

Very very glad a local couple got the house. Hah.

they are doing the france thing on a complete whim.

They don't even speak French, do they?

No that's GREAT news that it's gone to a local couple. That is what houses are for you self-centred idiots.

Cute baby!

5 Year Plan.

Says it all, really.

these people do not know what they want!!

DP has just said 'i bet there's a twist'. That'll be Oxford then.

he is self-obessed and she is going along with all his whims

lol first class degree in logistics

OOh I am really efficient at booking fedex, I am

Yes, 5 year plans (like Stalin)

What is a logistics degree?

I thought it was like actuarial science, is it not?

I know two actuararies, however, and they're much cleverer than this eejit.

phil's overcoat is ill fitting don't you think?

Oxford, blimey I didn't see that one coming!

I would love to take part - I want an apartment in Barcelona please...

Oh but I haven't got a budget!

love the unofficial mumsnet tradition of pulling location people to pieces.

Grand designs next - more loons?

And then Gordon Ramsay yay

Wee break everyone!

I just hope Grand Designs is a bit more exciting than Location!

right the 'house like a sugar cube man' on GD

here goes.......

expat - logistics is ponce-speak for shipping and despatch

He is a glorified post room boy

(very simplistic view of course!)

so they didnt know what they wanted after all
what a waste of half an hour at least i was here too

degree in logistics - what is that all about?