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Masterchef the Professionals: Thread 2

988 replies

Pebbledashery · 10/11/2022 21:20

Here we go chapz

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littlbrowndog · 11/11/2022 20:43

Sunbird24 · 11/11/2022 20:42

Tragedy
when your mayo’s crap
and your mackerel’s pap
it’s tragedy
your carrot’s fucked
and you’ve trashed your duck
it’s tragedy…

🤣🤣🤣🍾

Wolfcub · 11/11/2022 20:43

I am inappropriately snurking at shitwells porking comments.

Wolfcub · 11/11/2022 20:43

Sunbird24 · 11/11/2022 20:42

Tragedy
when your mayo’s crap
and your mackerel’s pap
it’s tragedy
your carrot’s fucked
and you’ve trashed your duck
it’s tragedy…

Genius

Pebbledashery · 11/11/2022 20:43

That's a lot of parma ham 😂

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GrouchyKiwi · 11/11/2022 20:44

I like New Critic. Sitwell can fuck right off.

Cookerhood · 11/11/2022 20:44

Tuning in late, but where's Greg? So much better without him burning.

Blueberrycreampie · 11/11/2022 20:44

@Sunbird24 👏

Sunbird24 · 11/11/2022 20:44

Did Grace just say con-som??

Pebbledashery · 11/11/2022 20:44

GrouchyKiwi · 11/11/2022 20:44

I like New Critic. Sitwell can fuck right off.

Never ever liked him the pretentious twat

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Halsall · 11/11/2022 20:44

Bravo Sunbird 😂

Wolfcub · 11/11/2022 20:44

I've never heard anyone pronounce it con-som before

EsmaCannonball · 11/11/2022 20:45

Hang on, Porky Consomme is my name in those special films I make.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/11/2022 20:45

Cookerhood · 11/11/2022 20:44

Tuning in late, but where's Greg? So much better without him burning.

It’s what makes Friday special!

GrouchyKiwi · 11/11/2022 20:45

What is he doing to that poor fish?!

Pebbledashery · 11/11/2022 20:45

Hacking at that turbot 🙈

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Cookerhood · 11/11/2022 20:45

I just said that to DH

Pebbledashery · 11/11/2022 20:45

Where there's a will there's a Wilson

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Blueberrycreampie · 11/11/2022 20:46

EsmaCannonball · 11/11/2022 20:45

Hang on, Porky Consomme is my name in those special films I make.

🤣

Cookerhood · 11/11/2022 20:46

Burning = gurning

Halsall · 11/11/2022 20:46

I like this new critic, she’s good

Blueberrycreampie · 11/11/2022 20:46

Cookerhood · 11/11/2022 20:46

Burning = gurning

Burning would be good! 👿

Sunbird24 · 11/11/2022 20:47

Greggggg - burnt at the steak?

littlbrowndog · 11/11/2022 20:47

Why nuts and fish. Just fish would be good

Wolfcub · 11/11/2022 20:48

Potato risotto does not look nice

Sunbird24 · 11/11/2022 20:49

Baby food…