MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

100%.

It's completely bizarre and I'm not buying it. I think it's a desperately lame and forced attempt to redeem herself so she can face the outside world safely.

And it'll probably be cancelled because of the queen's funeral! 😭

I'm loving this series 😂

What's the tattooed lasses name?

She has an 11 year old and is chatting about sitting on someones face and telling him to get used to the taste of fish. I mean....isn't that like waving a red flag to a bull(y)?

I'm not going to lie, those sorts of jokes appear in my friendship circle too, but definitely not on national TV where my family and kids would hear...

Oh don't put it past them to make them do some of that full body hugging shite...boak...if they make KwaMEMEME and Kasia do it she'll probably class that as 'the deed'!

Exactly!

Poor Jonathan is wasted on material girl. She's punching there. The other couple, I'm not sure about. I don't like Zoe and her ignorance. Not a fan of the vegan either. PJ was the only good one in this series and Whitney's growing on me. Really dislike Duka and his attitude. Interesting that he didn't say he was a stripper either.

I’m going to eye roll along with Whitney if so!

Material Girl’s father was extremely rude about York. There are some heavenly restaurants there and also some vairy posh people who have much better manners.

@SliceOfCakeCupOfTea To be fair Tats isn’t buying it. Didn’t he say he was waiting find out if it was real or front.

I’m genuinely intrigued by people who enjoy sex that much.. I mean just how when it involves someone else. What if they are a bit crap in bed or they don’t really like you or like weird shit you don’t?

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the earl of Snowden a carpenter. The not actually that posh family need to climb down off their pedestal.

Nowt wrong with being a carpenter, and always nice to have a man that’s good with his hands!

He does seem like a bit of a drip, nice enough guy though.

Gemma needs a bucket of cold water chucked over her, who says that shit in front of their mum, or anyones mum 😟

Really poor series so far.

The only ones I like are Zoe and PJ and he's gone. If Zoe has any sense, she'll be hone soon too.

Oh my days Gemma needs to tone it down! Im no prude but not in front of your mother! That fish comment was

Sorry but that fish comment has got to be the vilest cringiest comment I've ever heard. Poor man's kasia right there.

Oh good christ I've never seen anyone catch the ick so fast as tattoo guy. With so much promise there too! Sounds like he's just totally shut down. I know it's probably a nervous go-to but good on him for letting her know it's offputting. If it was a man etc...

I'm no prude at all but with an 11 year old (any kid really), banging on about sex to that extent shows so much poor judgement. At least George and Kwame are trying not to kill their offspring with shame!

Jess's most recent instagram posts are alluding to a new guy she has. Could be a brother or a friend but she talks about wanting a guy who would pamper her and shows herself coming home from work to a homemade meal and she gives some guy a kiss - then she is on the couch holding someone's hands and talks about needing a guy who is good with his hands. A bit cryptic.

Oh I'd lost you all!!

Fish 🤢

So did we work out what happened with Richie and Lara as it was obviously something major they glossed over on the bedroom department?

According to Lara's story and what else she said, it seems that whilst they were discussing their romp in the bed, Lara talked about liking softer sex at night before going to sleep and rougher sex in the morning when you can then just hang out in bed and Richie got really hurt that she had these preferences based on her past experience and at some point he couldn't handle the conversation they were having about this and so he got up and slammed some doors and left the room. Lara seemed a bit baffled as to what had set him off or why he got so upset.

The new bride is utterly vile. It's one thing being openly sexually confident, but being so smutty about it is gross. If you're on TV you're presumably on your best behaviour, yet she's saying she wants to sit on his face.
Imagine she was being all demure and he said he would be getting a blow job later - It's vile and threatening at best.

I'm late to this and only on episode 4. Glad to hear that Whitney has got better, so far she comes across as fake (that accent that she occasionally slips out of) and vile. Thomas is such hard work, I feel very sorry for Adrian.

Oh dear, that must've escalated really quickly then for them to decide not to continue.

I think Gemma may have completely put him off. It's flattering to be fancied but there's a line drawn before it becomes aggressive and actually quite threatening. If it was the man behaving in that way it would probably not make it to air.

Tats is now fully aware that his sexual performance will be swiftly evaluated and shared with his brand new mother in law. That's got to be a massive turn off surely?!

According to Lara's story and what else she said, it seems that whilst they were discussing their romp in the bed, Lara talked about liking softer sex at night before going to sleep and rougher sex in the morning when you can then just hang out in bed and Richie got really hurt that she had these preferences based on her past experience and at some point he couldn't handle the conversation they were having about this and so he got up and slammed some doors and left the room. thank goodness she escaped. That smacks of "I'm the man, I'll decide what happens in the bedroom". They should have given him a blowup doll instead.

Jonathan reminds me of a better looking Frank Spencer

Ooo Betty!

Gemma is just awful. Far too crude. Lovely face though.

Poor Tat bloke..he seems genuinely nice.

I can’t believe Gemma said the fish comment or about sitting on his face! Absolutely vile and I agree so off putting. I should think it would put most people right off! Poor tattoo guy and also the fact she has children and she said it shows very poor judgement!