MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

DH spending last 10 mins trying to make out what's on Tom's t-shirt 🙄

Is this on All 4?

100% this

I keep thinking ivr missed an episode all the time

Thank you for the new thread!

I wanted a Thomas/April confrontation. Dagnabbit!

He’s been bullied and abused all his life for being gay from what I can gather

They will do it next week

It does feel like all the drama is happening when we’re not watching and then they don’t tell us what happened so we only get half a story!!

I'm a bit concerned that the ixperts see Adrian's role as healing Thomas. Thomas needs to work through his issues before being a relationship.

April and chanita muttering like mean girls at the back, with April trying to work out how to angle herself into the victim role.

I might give up on this series. There is no one in there who I like and I really don’t give a shiny shhhh about what happens to them TBH. Shame, because last year was intriguing and the Oz franchise is on another level.

Really don’t understand all the vegan drama with Jenna and Zoe, I’m a vegan but my husband and son aren’t, we’ve never had an argument about it. If I’ve cooked something vegan he will happily eat it, or make himself something involving meat. He will pick me up vegan bargains and make sure there’s something I can eat at family meals etc, really considerate. At the same time I don’t hover over him judging if he eats meat or dairy, it’s his life to lead. I still pick up non vegan stuff in supermarkets etc for them if I’m shopping alone.

I do think Zoe is pretty ignorant though just wanting to bury her head in the sand about where her food and drinks come from. I don’t judge anyone eating or drinking what they like but at least own the knowledge of where the products come from, and like Jenna said if you’re going to ask the question then at least take onboard the answer.

Thought it was horrible, Jenna saying she had to put up with Zoe's shit in the fridge! So she's not allowed to store anything non vegan? She's already said she'd put her things in drawers separate etc.

A few people on the previous thread mentioned Mel wearing low cut tops. She had skin cancer removed from that area, so probably feels confident to have that area on show now.

Omg I totally forgot last year’s ‘RESPECT THE FORUM!’ command from the experts They need Jackie weaver moderating the commitment ceremonies…

I quite like Thomas but the way he speaks to Adrian is not on and nobody is calling him on it. Don’t touch me! And all that jazz. And why is it up to Adrian to ‘heal’ Thomas? The poor bloke looks utterly exhausted and it’s just not a healthy dynamic. They seem to be volunteering Adrian as some kind of emotional punchbag cum therapist …

Checking in & Place-marking under my alternate username.

Watching on catch-up as I've been at a swish do tonight, and I'm sure @SheldonesqueTheBstard will be delighted to know that Auld Maggie Thompson herself was in attendance. Rubbing shoulders with a 'Real' Housewife*. What a lark.

*She's neither a Housewife nor particularly Real but in all fairness whoever does her face earns their money, she looks bloody fabulous close up. Can't knock her.

Soz for the interruption. As you were. Back some time soon in my familiar less out-y guise

Also, I said on the last thread that I really hate how much they're allowed to see each other off camera, as they could be discussing anything at all, and progressing relationships etc, with us missing it all.

I just cannot get my head around, say, 3 couples having a whole evening together, laughing, joking, drinking, discussing life, without it totally affecting the flow/narrative of the programme; and without having any discussions re their relationships. Just seems really bizarre.

Does anyone know when this was filmed? And how the hell do they keep secret whether they're still together? (I'm sure none of them will last)

Do we know what April is supposed to have said? I feel like I've missed something. I feel like George kind off knows she's two faced but is burying his head in the sand as he doesn't want to rock the boat.

Oh my actual Christ @FettleOfKish

Get you though - you posher!! Is this your going out name? 😉

Fair play if she has a polished coupon. Money well spent if you can avoid looking like you have a face like a 70 year old knee.

Tiz a shame that with such a fabulous fizzog, she appears to have purchased a personality from Barry with the van down the dock…. 🤔

@SheldonesqueTheBstard it's my 'can't hide where I live and everyone here knows everyone else name'

She had a lovely coat on too. Skinny leather trousers though, at her big age. I'm not sure I would.

Back on topic - Did Kasia really claim that it's HER choice whether they have sex or not? The woman's been humping away at his leg like an un-snipped Spaniel since day 1. No means No Kasia love

WTF is it with these awful men?!

Who do they think they are - offering little ‘pearls of wisdom’ on top of ‘expert’ advice already given. “No more diagnoses” - WTF Kwame?! Is he so deluded to think that the little bit of advice was so profound and beneficial that Chanita just had to hear it?!
what a dick! Especially when he’s been a dishonest cunt to his wife.

Jess is absolutely bonkers to have no attraction to PJ - he’s handsome, kind, funny and so romantic (and not in a creepy Lionel way). I suspect she thinks she deserves some sort of Prince Charming and someone who lives with his mum doesn’t cut the mustard. He’s miles out of her league! But I will give her this - she was honest from the off about her lack of attraction, and she wasn’t unkind about it. She didn’t give PJ any mixed signals. Kwame could take a leaf from her book.

Not that I much like Kasia either. My toes have pierced the soles of my feet due to the toe curling watching her desperation. And to claim that she doesn’t want to sleep with him yet either - is she deluded?! She literally shook her arse crack in his face, told him to get naked and dressed up a a dominatrix for a dinner party. No wonder he’s not into her!

I watched about a minute of this
The girl in the pink bodysuit? Twerking in the kitchen
The body suit ripped
Put me right off my Muller Light tbh
I don't think I can face any more....

I agree about Jess being honest yet not mean. She also showed good boundaries with him.

The way Ritchie was clinging onto Lara. Didn’t look comfortable for either of them!

Poor Adrian didn't get a chance to speak it seemed on the couch - just as he thought he wouldn’t.

Just marking my place with appropriate forum respect.

Yeah kwame piping up was ridiculous. Like, say something if you feel your opinion is welcome, and if she's trying to justify things, but she couldn't have been more apologetic - she didn't need his pish too.

I hate the way Kasia has completely changed the meaning of what Kwame said. I genuinely think he was trying to be positive and was blaming himself for the lack of physicality ie "I'm not there yet" kind of thing. But she's taken it as meaning he has the power. Very weird.