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MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2022 22:03

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

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Sunbird24 · 15/09/2022 21:56

Some would say high flyer, others would say high maintenance…

Confuddledandmuddled · 15/09/2022 21:56

Erm can someone match me with Jonathan please 🙏 … what a lovely grounded person who is far to nice for her. I don’t think he would want to be a father to her stuck up kids anyway 🙄

dillite · 15/09/2022 21:56

Sophie has a friend named after a hoover. But of course she does.

ilkleymoorbartat · 15/09/2022 21:56

"Some call you a high-flier" OMG.

I'm mortified.

Rummikub · 15/09/2022 21:56

Oh my word Jabs you need to rein it in!

onehundredmillionyears · 15/09/2022 21:57

What did Jab just say?

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/09/2022 21:57

Let us pray that Tats gets his hands on Adrian's barnet ASAP.

Sunbird24 · 15/09/2022 21:57

onehundredmillionyears · 15/09/2022 21:57

What did Jab just say?

“You’d better get used to the taste of fish”, or something sling those lines 🤢

MrsWhites · 15/09/2022 21:57

Oh she’s vile!! Kasia’s pvc get up doesn’t seem so bad now!

Sunbird24 · 15/09/2022 21:58

*along

Rummikub · 15/09/2022 21:58

onehundredmillionyears · 15/09/2022 21:57

What did Jab just say?

Something about the taste of fish!

dillite · 15/09/2022 21:58

onehundredmillionyears · 15/09/2022 21:57

What did Jab just say?

That he should het used to the taste of fish.

She needs to see a GP for that.

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/09/2022 21:58

Fish ConfusedConfusedConfusedConfused

onehundredmillionyears · 15/09/2022 21:58

That's a very very very strange thing to say

onehundredmillionyears · 15/09/2022 21:59

And her Mum guffawed

dillite · 15/09/2022 22:00

Couldn't the hotel have carried the bags up for them?

Bananarama21 · 15/09/2022 22:00

I don't blame her wanting someone ambitious I don't think that's a bad thing. Clearly been thrown together for ratings.

onehundredmillionyears · 15/09/2022 22:00

Dont mess it up Jabs

dillite · 15/09/2022 22:01

Oh, there goes Whiney and eyerolls.

Bluetrews25 · 15/09/2022 22:02

Ah shite it's Thursday!
Nothing to see until Monday😂

dillite · 15/09/2022 22:03

Bluetrews25 · 15/09/2022 22:02

Ah shite it's Thursday!
Nothing to see until Monday😂

E4 are leaving us hanging like Kwame is Kasia

Ilovemycatalot · 15/09/2022 22:04

@dillite as someone with a lazy eye a physical aspect that is seen as easy game to mock I will say stop being a prick.

Rummikub · 15/09/2022 22:04

Ah damn. That’s a long wait.

I don’t like how the experts encourage intimacy or ask about it quite early on. These people don’t know each other. I think for Whitney it’s probably way too soon to do any intimacy exercises.

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/09/2022 22:07

Ilovemycatalot · 15/09/2022 22:04

@dillite as someone with a lazy eye a physical aspect that is seen as easy game to mock I will say stop being a prick.

Eh? I think @dillite is referring to the fact that Whitney very deliberately and dramatically rolls her eyes back into her head at every opportunity.

The very LAST thing her eyes are is lazy Confused

TitsInAbsentia · 15/09/2022 22:10

Whitney's eyes are like doing a Les Mills class every five minutes!

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