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MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2022 22:03

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

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Rummikub · 15/09/2022 21:46

Do the experts match very few who are good matches and others that are more tenuous and for the drama/ shenanigans?

Sunbird24 · 15/09/2022 21:47

Sophie is an anagram of Poshie…

Bluetrews25 · 15/09/2022 21:47

See, he could be really good for her. Show her that her values and priorities could be different.

TitsInAbsentia · 15/09/2022 21:47

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/09/2022 21:31

DH has just suggested a MAFS x DTTB mash-up for next season.

The Groom arranges a bizarre / stupid / adrenaline packed / disaster wedding for the Bride he's never met.

I'm here for it.

Get him to pitch it now please...we're short of good entertainment, hence we're all here!

onehundredmillionyears · 15/09/2022 21:47

@Rummikub

Yes. They want fireworks. Lust or loathe

MrsWhites · 15/09/2022 21:47

I hate when women make comments like that, ‘you won’t be sleeping tonight’, if a man said that to a women they had just met we would all be calling him a creepy predator!

Sophie is so stuck up, ‘I’m very vain, I’m very materialistic, I like expensive restaurants - like £150-£200 per person’, if she’s so wonderful and successful why is she still single???

Jota67 · 15/09/2022 21:48

Sophie seems v self absorbed and pretentious....he's far too nice for her

Love the other 2 though!

onehundredmillionyears · 15/09/2022 21:48

@Sunbird24

Poshie! That's her NN sorted

Confuddledandmuddled · 15/09/2022 21:48

Jesus Sophie thinks a lot of herself doesn’t she 🙄. I think Jonathan is lovely looking… did make me giggle when he said she was ‘natural.’
They’re never going to work in a month of Sundays bless him.

Rummikub · 15/09/2022 21:50

Sunbird24 · 15/09/2022 21:47

Sophie is an anagram of Poshie…

Beautiful!

coldfeetmama · 15/09/2022 21:50

Loving it ! So we've now got Tats , Haribo, Poshie and Jabbitt

You lot make my night ❤️

Rummikub · 15/09/2022 21:50

onehundredmillionyears · 15/09/2022 21:47

@Rummikub

Yes. They want fireworks. Lust or loathe

I’m sure the original U.K. ones were serious matches but dull to watch!

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/09/2022 21:51

The disgusted look on her face when he said we was a carpenter.

Erm... I know two (skilled and talented) carpenters and they are both absolutely snowed under with work months and months in advance and doing very very well for themselves.

Assume she's just associated 'manual job' with 'pauper'. Nice.

JellyBeanFactory · 15/09/2022 21:51

Don't think Sophie or her family are as posh as they like to think they are 🤔

Playplayaway · 15/09/2022 21:51

Jonathan looks like the love child of Matthew McConaughey and Jason Orange.

Bluetrews25 · 15/09/2022 21:52

Ohhh he's leaning away from her

Sunbird24 · 15/09/2022 21:53

Blimey, Jabbit’s worse than Kasia

JellyBeanFactory · 15/09/2022 21:53

Oh. Good god. She's another Kasia.

Chatterbox89 · 15/09/2022 21:53

Sophie reminds me of Nadia Essex from Celebs go dating!

coldfeetmama · 15/09/2022 21:53

Playplayaway · 15/09/2022 21:51

Jonathan looks like the love child of Matthew McConaughey and Jason Orange.

Spot on !!!!!

MrsWhites · 15/09/2022 21:53

He’s going to need a restraining order!

TitsInAbsentia · 15/09/2022 21:54

Not watching tonight as got some masterchuff to catch up with but I spotted a 'news' article about Jess earlier and something she said was v interesting - however it's tech a spoiler so I shall say no more. If you want to know you'll find it!

I've also been on the insta-stalk and can confirm for anyone who thinks they might miss Jess's considerable frontage fear not, you can go to her insta and see plenty of scantily clad bap n buns....

Also, Captain...before the Curtains...makes you wonder why he's growing the damn things! www.instagram.com/p/BvPov0xlJ12/?hl=en

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/09/2022 21:54

DH has suddenly changed his opinions on Jabbit. He's all for her now. Pervert HmmHmmGrin

dillite · 15/09/2022 21:54

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/09/2022 21:51

The disgusted look on her face when he said we was a carpenter.

Erm... I know two (skilled and talented) carpenters and they are both absolutely snowed under with work months and months in advance and doing very very well for themselves.

Assume she's just associated 'manual job' with 'pauper'. Nice.

That's exactly what it was. When in reality tradesmen can earn loads more than the "respectable blue collar jobs".

There are so many terrible table manners on display.

Jabbit needs to rein in her horn. She's making Kasia look like a nun.

QueSyrahSyrah · 15/09/2022 21:55

TitsInAbsentia · 15/09/2022 21:54

Not watching tonight as got some masterchuff to catch up with but I spotted a 'news' article about Jess earlier and something she said was v interesting - however it's tech a spoiler so I shall say no more. If you want to know you'll find it!

I've also been on the insta-stalk and can confirm for anyone who thinks they might miss Jess's considerable frontage fear not, you can go to her insta and see plenty of scantily clad bap n buns....

Also, Captain...before the Curtains...makes you wonder why he's growing the damn things! www.instagram.com/p/BvPov0xlJ12/?hl=en

Eeeee move over Zoe I've changed my 'marry' option so long as I can whip him to the barber's first.

She can keep the leg of lamb though as a consolation.

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