MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

We've just had our thread equivalent of the dinner party - everything kicking off!

<worries I might be Thomas ... although I'd rather be Sophie>

I’ve got enough boobage for a dinner party but I refuse to put it all on display. Anyway I’m home sick from work with flu so I’m being only that aspect of April. I am no beauty Queen and I don’t kiss other women in hot tubs.

Ooof! The blokes on that thread matt-with-all-the-tats could only dream of looking like! And also, not a supernoodle in sight!

With the series being as dull as they are we have no choice but to make our own entertainment

God I used to love a nice bowl of super noodles .. chicken obviously , none of that beef garbage , think they were 40p a pack then , dread to think how much now , at least a quid no doubt 🙄

Not sure Vikings had enough time for all that arsing about with their hair :)

I definitely don't have enough boobage for a dinner party ...

I'm now imagining Vikings roaming the western world not for resources or people but for conditioner, hair spray and a pair of heated rollers.

😂

Rape, pillage and ... plait.

Whitneys boobs 😳 I'm sure they weren't that big before?! Agree the editing made it look like her and matt were smiling/ flirting etc
Chanita looked so much nicer before with her hair up and not too much make up on.
Can't stand April, agree that she was jealous and just wants all the attention on her. I don't even think she's particularly good looking, but she clearly thinks she's something special.
Commitment ceremony tomorrow should be interesting, think whitney and Duka should go as there's nothing between them. Same for Kasia and Kwame. I think matt might vote leave, things are not going to work out for them. Do now feel a bit sorry for Gemma she obviously has some issues, I get a bit of an angry/ aggressive vibe from matt, think he wants to be the boss in a relationship.

If we could all just stick to talking about the show rather than collectively calling all posters bullies, newbies, knobs etc

If someone posts something you believe is a spoiler @ them politely and explain why.

Isn't it the commitment ceremony tonight?

The koka instant noodles are a bargain. I’m sure I’ve paid 15p before but they are about 40p now

Sorry marmite but I don't think we should have to @ people politely. Just don't post spoilers. The reason we've referred to newbies as these threads have always been spoiler free but new posters seem to think otherwise.

I still have a titter to myself when I recall Sheldon's description of Adrian at the wedding reception sitting there 'like bastard Orville'. 😂

I don't like spoilers and have somehow managed to avoid them here. Fair enough to warn I suppose, but it does engender all the 'ooh I looked' posts and subsequent speculation.

I suspect Thomas AND April were bitching about Chanita in the bogs, but that Thomas then saw an opportunity to create drama and went for it.

I didn't think spoilers were spoilers if it was something that had been in the media and could be read by loads of people. Happy to have been told I'm wrong.

Of course they're spoilers. They haven't been broadcast on the TV show

@user478965227857 Of course they're spoilers. They haven't been broadcast on the TV show

I know now. I've just said I was wrong

I thought you said happy to be told I'm wrong rather than you've been told you were wrong.

50 minutes to put spoilergate behind us. And get back to the main business.

I really hope the experts intervene with Gemma. It’s horrible to see.

Maybe we can try fill this thread so @SheldonesqueTheBstard can delight us with a new, spoiler-free thread.

Do we think Gem and tatts are staying?

@user478965227857

I've been on the MAFS Aus and UK for many years and there were so many spoilers which posters complained about.

Posters @people and explained why it wasn't appropriate.

There was no nastiness or collectively calling an entire group newbies, bullies etc.

*sticks head round door...

Have we all calmed down yet or shall I come back in a bit?

I really fancy some instant noodles now.

Did we find out how Matt does his hair like that?

😂