MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

Sunbird said it better.

I forgot Gemma has children, quite young I think? At some point they'll be able to watch her on MAFS, or their friends will.

When you become a parent you don't need to become a nun, but you do need to be wary of doing or saying anything that might affect them.

George has been a bit of a prat, fruit on his bits, flouncing etc, but he's quite rightly kept the private side of the relationship with April quiet.

I can't get over Gemma being all upset and realising she blew it at the wedding with her crude humour...then said 'my Fanny's throbbing'. Read the room Gemma.

Pretty sure George's younger ones are younger than Gemma's oldest, but that could be WRONG. The younger ones live with his ex anyway, but presumably Gemma's are with family while this is being filmed.

George said that emetic thing about being 'FULLY intimate' with April, and posed naked with a banana, so not entirely sure his kids will be watching without cringe.

You completely misjudged my comment. I'm not a newbie. I've been here for years. I just name change. I don't like the spoilers. I said that in my earlier post. I'd rather be on a spoiler-free thread which I also said.

That's what worries me about Gemma and Kasia's children. It's bad enough having your parents on TV but the sexual references must be so embarrassing.
Having said that, we've seen how Gemma is around her friends and family with the crude behaviour so I suspect that they're used to it sadly

@MelodyPondsMum I apologised for misjudging your comment. I was just reading pages of bitchy comments towards Sheldon and took yours to be the same so apologies.

Didn’t one couple on a previous series get a honeymoon somewhere in the UK? I think Morag & Luke got the Italian Lakes, so there have always been seemingly random discrepancies between who gets to go where. I’ve wondered if they just put each option into a sealed envelope and shuffle them, then it’s pot luck

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I seem to have missed the sp*rs and lots of hints on the thread. Maybe I'm just lucky.

Apology excepted (as my youngest used to say) but actually accepted. The reason I suggested another thread is because the posters on here who are keen on spoilers seem to be refusing to start their own thread.

There haven't been any actual spoilers and there haven't been pages and pages of newbies making bitchy comments towards Sheldon. Let's not make this into something it isn't.

Anyway, I can watch tonight's episode as I have finally worked out how Tatt man does his hair🤣

I feel for Adrian all he does is wait for Thomas to kick off.

Sophie looks really familiar and I can't work out where I've seen her before...

I'm out this evening until 9 30, I've made dh promise not to watch without me!!🤣

Please tell how Tats does his hair?

I saw him comb his hair and it stayed like that. It looks curled over in rows? A v tiny perm?!

I don't think there were any bitchy comments against Sheldon, just arguing about whether spoilers should be allowed on this thread. The title doesn't say spoiler-free, but they have always been spoiler-free.

I saw him comb his hair and it stayed like that. It looks curled over in rows? A v tiny perm?! I like his hair, it's a bit of a 'Viking' vibe going on.

@MelodyPondsMum Thank you 😊

And I do agree with you. Apparently we need to create a new thread as the thread we created has been hijacked.

Off to google Viking hair..

I did see somebody post exactly what the spoiler in the DM was last night - fortunately I’d already seen it and it was during a fairly active moment of the dinner party so the thread was moving pretty fast at that point and several people probably missed it. They also didn’t specifically link it to the spoiler so it could potentially be written off as just their opinion if I’m being kind.

This still baffles me.

It doesn't appear to move at all every time I see him.

www.menshairstylestoday.com/viking-hairstyles/

his look fits!

It looks like a block of supernoodles to me! 😂

That's it. I wonder if his barbers follows the same trend

Maybe he volunteers at the Viking museum in York.

Can you imagine what Sophie’s dad would have said if those two had been matched??

Lol@ supernoodle hair 🤣

Fuck me that escalated quickly. The thread, not MAFSUK
Rl interfered with my viewing habits this week so I’ve just caught up now. I missed the most obvious spoiler.

I think it’s time @SheldonesqueTheBstard started the next thread as some posters can’t load long threads on phones (Mn winky face) . I have met very few posters who can make me do a Mumsnet tea snort laugh (some are on this thread ) and Sheldon is synonymous with each and every one of the MAFS threads. I’ve lurked and had different names and been around for donkeys year, but post sporadically .

.Hopefully, all the knobs will bugger off to their own spoiler thread and then we can return to doing what we do best, being very fucking funny women.

As you were.