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MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2022 22:03

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

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HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 21/09/2022 20:17

<flaps hands at @QueSyrahSyrah for you to back away >

HoofWankingSpangleCunt · 21/09/2022 20:17

Fuck me that posted before I’d grammerfied my post

Sunbird24 · 21/09/2022 20:19

I don’t think I’m going to survive another 40 mins, whatever is wrong with me is kicking my butt so I’m going to LEAVE the sofa and go STAY in bed…

Rummikub · 21/09/2022 20:21

Oh no! That’s not good that you have to away to your bed.

Rummikub · 21/09/2022 20:23

Charging my phone so I can watch, post and read commentary.

user478965227857 · 21/09/2022 20:25

Sunbird24 · 21/09/2022 20:19

I don’t think I’m going to survive another 40 mins, whatever is wrong with me is kicking my butt so I’m going to LEAVE the sofa and go STAY in bed…

Hope you feel better soon! Probably George's fruit bowl churned something inside.

Prinnny · 21/09/2022 20:27

Fucking newbies coming on our thread, voicing their opinions, discussing contestants..who do they think they are, god knows why MN gets a bad rep 😅🙄🙄

Anyhoooo…I think Chanita’s mask is starting to slip, she seemed to be stirring it last night. Tats ick of Gem is palpable, poor lass. I like Johnathan and Soph, looks like drama for Zoe and Jenna tonight, just give her an egg Zo 😂😂

Sunbird24 · 21/09/2022 20:27

It might be covid as I’ve never had it before, but the test was negative so who knows? 🤷🏻‍♀️

user478965227857 · 21/09/2022 20:29

Prinnny · 21/09/2022 20:27

Fucking newbies coming on our thread, voicing their opinions, discussing contestants..who do they think they are, god knows why MN gets a bad rep 😅🙄🙄

Anyhoooo…I think Chanita’s mask is starting to slip, she seemed to be stirring it last night. Tats ick of Gem is palpable, poor lass. I like Johnathan and Soph, looks like drama for Zoe and Jenna tonight, just give her an egg Zo 😂😂

As Tracy Beaker would say, bog off. 😊

user478965227857 · 21/09/2022 20:30

Sunbird24 · 21/09/2022 20:27

It might be covid as I’ve never had it before, but the test was negative so who knows? 🤷🏻‍♀️

We need PCR's back!

dillite · 21/09/2022 20:32

Rummikub · 21/09/2022 20:16

I really fancy some instant noodles now.

Did we find out how Matt does his hair like that?

He uses a Victorian jelly mould

user478965227857 · 21/09/2022 20:33

Also noticed the catty comment from April saying she was "scared" of Matt. His tattoos don't appeal to me either but that doesn't make him scary fgs

HappyPeach · 21/09/2022 20:46

Well I've caught up with last night now. Bloody hell what a baptism for Sophie & Jonathan when it all kicked off! I thought Witney looked lovely, we all know she's got big boobs so I'm not shocked. What was the blonde ixpert wearing though? Her outfit reminded me of a black Pierrot doll. & Kasia stuck to her word & went braless & knickerless. No vpl on display..

KitsyWitsy · 21/09/2022 21:01

Watching live tonight for a change. Hope the episode is worth putting up with the ads!

HappyPeach · 21/09/2022 21:04

Is April planning her exit?

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/09/2022 21:05

Lordy, those eyebrows.

HappyPeach · 21/09/2022 21:06

Dogs like sausages! Shock

Rummikub · 21/09/2022 21:06

Sunbird24 · 21/09/2022 20:27

It might be covid as I’ve never had it before, but the test was negative so who knows? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Mine was negative first couple days then positive and I had it really bad
how long since symptoms started? @Sunbird24

Bluetrews25 · 21/09/2022 21:06

Dogs like sausages😂

dillite · 21/09/2022 21:09

Sophie's Tom Cruise style monotooth seriously bothers me

KitsyWitsy · 21/09/2022 21:11

God Gemma is insufferable. I couldn’t stand it. I can’t believe how badly she has sabotaged this..

user478965227857 · 21/09/2022 21:11

Are Thomas' eyebrows just eyebrow dye? crosses fingers

TitsInAbsentia · 21/09/2022 21:11

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/09/2022 18:58

Rape, pillage and ... plait.

Plait first surely, cant' have your hair in the way whilst you're doing the other two!

HappyPeach · 21/09/2022 21:11

Why aren't the experts stepping in to help Gem & Tatt?

dillite · 21/09/2022 21:12

KitsyWitsy · 21/09/2022 21:11

God Gemma is insufferable. I couldn’t stand it. I can’t believe how badly she has sabotaged this..

I agree. I am someone who needs space and would seriously struggle with someone being that intense with me and demanding that much attention.

Also, I am so fed up of having to see everyone's tits. Well done, you have mammaries. Fake ones.

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