MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

Most women get married mid-30s so your friend's DD still has time. You're right about the balance of childcare though. Either one of the high flyers has to go part-time or they need a nanny. Otherwise it's a lot of juggling.

There's a well-known poem by Philip Larkin that starts:

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

Very apt for some of the MAFS contestants.

Watching mafs unveiled. They had Jess and pj on. Jess looked lovely.

they’ve got Sophie’s brother on and he reckons that guy Martin is weak. I didn’t get that impression.

Lara looks great too with her bob. Lionel looks the same

Cringe! They’re showing him singing at the commitment ceremony.

Yeah we said exactly this. Guy was all about what he'd give to you, hers was "I am, I like, I won't..."

Imagine the lovely alcoves you could have with a joiner about the place!

I dream of lovely alcoves

A friend of mine married a carpenter- he wouldnt put up a shelf for her!

Who the fuck is Guy?

@A580Hojas I assume they mean Jonathon. I think it's a nickname

He looks a bit like Guy Martin ?

Ok tbhanks. I missed the memo about that. Wouldn't know who Guy Martin is either. I'll stick with using their actual names.

Uncanny

Just on Sophie's wedding episode. She's stolen a horse's two front teeth! Daddy comes across as very new money, I'm laughing at him saying that men from York would never have met girls like Sophie 🤣. I have a feeling that Daddy owns the tech company that she works for.
Gemma is an absolute predator, poor Matt is mortified.

@beneathhereyes snap 😂

Unbelievably crass comment from Sophie's dad. The apple doesnt usually fall far from the tree so I have my doubts Sophie will come off any better as the show goes on.

As an ex-Peterite school mum, I can cheerfully say that we are rather pleased we haven’t met any girls like Sophie. Her father would get short shrift as well.

Looking forward to tonight .. another thing I've noticed about new groom tatless
How many Johnathon's spell their name with that H ? I know 3 Jonathan's , none have the H
Must pay attention tonight to see if I imagined it 🤔

I'm up for tuning in as long as Gemma doesn't do that droopy eyelid, tongue flick thing again 🤮

I'm still convinced the work experience kid deleted some cells out of the excel sheet and everything slipped up one...

No adverts on ALL4, the silence is a bit eerie

Yip , sure BDM was on for a total of 6 minutes 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Caribean versus Portugal..

Doesnt gemma have kids? Maybe she asked for a honeymoon no kore than a couple of hours away so she could get back for kids if needed

Aarghhh my eyes!!! Wtf am I seeing?!!