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MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/09/2022 22:03

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

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Rummikub · 19/09/2022 21:09

That was a lot of fruit

dillite · 19/09/2022 21:09

Rummikub · 19/09/2022 21:08

Aarghhh my eyes!!! Wtf am I seeing?!!

What were you seeing? I only just started

HappyPeach · 19/09/2022 21:09

FruitGrin

Rummikub · 19/09/2022 21:10

Bare George reclining on a sofa with a pile of fruit whilst April paints him

Rummikub · 19/09/2022 21:11

The intimacy exercises make want to 🤮

dillite · 19/09/2022 21:11

Rummikub · 19/09/2022 21:10

Bare George reclining on a sofa with a pile of fruit whilst April paints him

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Sunbird24 · 19/09/2022 21:11

Rummikub · 19/09/2022 21:10

Bare George reclining on a sofa with a pile of fruit whilst April paints him

Well I’m glad I missed that!

dillite · 19/09/2022 21:12

If I had to hug someone for a minute I would end up killing them

Rummikub · 19/09/2022 21:13

😂

HappyPeach · 19/09/2022 21:13

I love a hug, bring it on..

TitsInAbsentia · 19/09/2022 21:13

I bet it's a full body/genitalia touching hug too...boak...

HappyPeach · 19/09/2022 21:17

These episodes feel very rushed to me compared to the Aussie ones. Anyone else feel the same? What happened to getting the intimacy notices & seeing what each couple was up to? It was straight into a peek at each one.

Rummikub · 19/09/2022 21:18

Yes you’re right no build up/ anticipation

dillite · 19/09/2022 21:19

Gemma strikes me as someone whose only self-worth comes from being sexual. There's nothing wrong with wanting sex, but there's so much more to a relationship. Whereas she seems to think that the only thing that matters is sex.

dillite · 19/09/2022 21:23

Oh here we go, Whitney is back to being Whitney.

MooFroo · 19/09/2022 21:26

Jabbit is scary! She’ll be coming to and Only Fans Page very soon
read the room love - you’re turning poor Matt off!

Bluetrews25 · 19/09/2022 21:28

Now Gemma is suddenly saying she was only joking and being so crude as a joke/because she was nervous? Really? She's got the memo, then!
I like Jonty/Guy Martin

HappyPeach · 19/09/2022 21:30

It's like sexual tourettes

Geepee71 · 19/09/2022 21:32

God it's painful to watch, she's a walking sex pest.

coldfeetmama · 19/09/2022 21:33

Ffs Gemma ! You even said it yourself ! Too much at the wedding , pushing him away , reign it in ... and here she's off again

His hard will be softer than a mister whippy ice cream if she carries on

Sunbird24 · 19/09/2022 21:35

FFS Jabbit, if you actually like him just stop with all the crude comments! You’re giving him the ick!

dillite · 19/09/2022 21:36

I can definitely see why Gemma is single if this is how she always behaves. Howard from The Big Bang Theory should be her soulmate.

dillite · 19/09/2022 21:40

Kwame is about to sense his dick shrivel up and away.

Oh Kasia.... your poor children.

dillite · 19/09/2022 21:42

Jabbit was saying what??????? Christ. That's just repulsive. Absolutely repulsive.

maiafawnly · 19/09/2022 21:43

Gemma seems to come from a place of insecurity but she needs to see whats flirting and gentle teasing, and whats inappropriate or crossing his boundaries.

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