Love Island thread 8..."while I'm gone...I don't want peace, I WANT PROBLEMS!"

[TitsInAbsentia]

Sadness at the removal of the only entertaining bloke in the place....we'll miss you Deji!

Andrew bringing his Estate Agent skills to the villa during the Talent Contest is the content we didn't know we needed

The tweets will be pretty tame and all over within 15 mins.

Paige and Gemma were interviewed very quickly on aftersun last night.
LW said did you girls think you would last right till the final week, can you believe it?
They should have replied yes as we were told as OG s we would sail to the end!!

Talents - Davide pitching for a cooking slot on this morning

Anyone remember the winter edition where Paige T sang?! She was amazing!

it’s so odd with Danica - I really, really like her - but even her dancing is somehow all a bit forced and too much. It somehow has an apprentice debrief feel to it!

Debrief?! Task feel!

First look is out

I hope it's a good episode. I feel we deserve it

Yes Paige T she was great. And she's still with Fin which I love!

ES is an ex singer but doesn’t look like we will see her signing, I wonder what Andrew will do with those skills 🤔

Singing

I was thinking what if you don’t have a talent 🤣

What sort of talent is Luca going to have?! Looks like Gemma and Paige team up as they have shit baseball caps on. Adam is dressed like he's going to play snooker 😂 I thought Tasha was a dancer too but can't see her and Danica both dancing?

Surely Luca will be gutting fish, Bart Simpson style? "Knife goes in, guts come out". Bonus points if he sings the song.

Doesn't Luca's family own a fish business. Luca is a director of the wholesale trading business. He doesn't seem to spend his days gutting fish. He probably manages a shop from time to time.

From googling his family apologised for his behaviour about Gemma's flirting, not for how he treated Tasha. Why wouldn't they had done this? Is it because it is admitting his behaviour is awful?

I cannot stand Luca whatever he does but that annoying Ian Stirling shouting the man sells fish in every single episode makes out as if he is on a market stall.

Doesn't Luca's family own a fish business. Luca is a director of the wholesale trading business. He doesn't seem to spend his days gutting fish. He probably manages a shop from time to time.

I was saying that on the other thread. I think it is wholesale or supplies? They seem to like peddling the idea that he works on a fish stall, I'd be surprised if he did much of that. Is it to make him appear more relatable and down to earth?

Also he's had a couple of high-ish profile girlfriends. Possibly influencers. I can't remember!

@helencarrot

Luca dated Saffron Barker (Influencer/Strictly contestant )They went to school together and were part of a friendship group with his long term girlfriend.

According to his girlfriend, Luca dumped her for Saffron because she was beginning to become famous.

As someone who had a friendship group at school and Uni who regularly all went out with each other with no ill feeling I'd probably question fame was his motive.

Should add I'm no Luca fan. Or Dami for that matter.

According to his girlfriend, Luca dumped her for Saffron because she was beginning to become famous.

Oh I'd well believe he likes Gemma for who her father is more than who she is.

I'm not sure about Luca's family background but early days there were photos of a very nice family home released by his sister.

Mind you headlines about inside Adam's jaw dropping £260k home.

Jaw dropping. Feel free to look on Right Move

Off to right move ....

@anybloodyname

www.ok.co.uk/lifestyle/adam-collard-newscastle-home-bombshell-27545291.amp

Thank you ! That telly looks rubbish there ..

Danica straight back to apprentice mode.

Keep me in the loop everyone! I need the low down

Luca is pressuring Gemma