Love Island thread 8..."while I'm gone...I don't want peace, I WANT PROBLEMS!"

[TitsInAbsentia]

Sadness at the removal of the only entertaining bloke in the place....we'll miss you Deji!

Gemma's top lip doesn't move, I've finally realised what I found weird!

Seriously have they had lip filler top-ups in the villa?! I've had my lips done before and needed to hide for a couple of days afterwards, very brave of them if it is being done during the show

Luca is desperate to win! That's why he is so worried about being near the bottom! A big gesture! He's a pain in the ass!

Gemma has the right reaction to the crying there.

I too think ES and Gemma have had top ups

Love of your life ES?! Pull yourself together

Luca is delusional if he believes they were close to the bottom because they've not stated their status.

I don't think anyone cares about these exclusive declarations, they've just taken away the last people to be non exclusive with.

I was reading the other day that Luca also went to school and was good friends with Nick Cave’s son, the one who had the accident on drugs and fell off a cliff. Luca’s parents are good friends with Nick Cave and his wife.

Danica literally has one of the best bums I’ve ever seen. Yes I’m jealous

I’m not buying Paige and Adam, don’t think it’s genuine on either side.

They’ve clearly been told to be all romantic and cheery and nostalgic now it’s the final week. None of that felt natural

Ekin - I don’t think he is though. Mr Right Now to win 50 grand maybe

I’m not convinced by Adam and Paige at all. I think he’s playing a game.

Goodness Luca and Gemma were full on snogging as the lights went out at bed time. Maybe she likes him more than we presume?

Adam looked at Paige like “wtf are you talking about?” When she started going on about where they live. He was not interested in that conversation at all, he has no real intentions to see much of her imo

I’ve shown more commitment to a packet of Jaffa Cakes. And more love. And more passion.

Maybe she does! She's a fool if that's the case!!!

I always feel a bit embarrassed by their ‘where are we going to live’ conversations. Like half of them will work out in the next 6 months when real life happens.

He is punching.

My DH just said (about Gemma and Danica's chat) "he plays for Halifax town fgs, I think you'll be alright love! She's talking to the daughter of one of England's finest footballers!" 😂

There's no question.

Luca is such a twat.

Paige clearly fucking hates Luca and it makes me like her just that little bit more. The enemy of mine enemy!

Agree with Paige.

That punching conversation was awful! Adam just admitted he finds himself better looking than Paige and she agreed, wtf

Yyeeaasssss

Yes this 🤣just as funny as Luca's "I'm not punching" 🤣🤣🤣🤣Right....

On a side note, why does a 19-year-old need fillers?!?