Love Island thread 8..."while I'm gone...I don't want peace, I WANT PROBLEMS!"

[TitsInAbsentia]

Sadness at the removal of the only entertaining bloke in the place....we'll miss you Deji!

a few people wore them last year too - they're really awful

He's not been mentioned by name on screen, but they do all know - Luca has mentioned him twice, and Danica was asking for advice re famous footballers/girls etc, and mentioned her dad - then Gemma sort of agreed that the cliche is that they are f-boys, and it's mostly true.

Considering it's been going a year, there wasn't that much on Gemma's OG site - 8 bikinis, 4 swimsuits, crochet pants in 3 colours, one style of men's shorts in 5 colours and a necklace in 7 colours.

Not many people could get away with the Miami Leather once piece!

Oh, just seen they're getting the 'babies' tonight.

Nonsense @WhenDovesFly I'm sure Gemma had my gigantic arse and small spaniel ear side boob in mind when she designed it 😂

On the threads about most unpleasant celebs that Mumsnetters have met in real life, Michael Owen always comes up as one of the worst. I think he's quite nasty in real life (according to people who have dealt with him through work). I used to have a crush in him in 1998 though 😂

Def not watching live tonight...it's the baby challenge 🙉💩
Gemma probably won't get one as she already has Luca 🐱

I hate the baby challenge!

I think she wore them one night didn't she? They don't look very forgiving.

Interesting that she’s been drawn to a man who resembles her Dad not only physically but with a jealous streak. I mean it really is something for a father to feel jealous of his wife and daughters bond!

You know the scene where Gemma bent over in the mirror whilst telling the girls about the impromptu massage day, what hair was she looking for?

Hair on bum cheeks or a bit more intimate?

Apparently a lot of people doing it relatable but I've never done it and now I wonder if there's some hair that I need to go about removing!

And his nickname is sicknote for good reason

First look is out, how many couples do we think are going?
Dami and his farting are making me heave.

Apologies for Sun link, but in his own words: ““Some have even said that they've seen a cold darkness in me… the truth is, inside, I have raged at times.” He also openly admits to having days where he was so nasty to his family that no-one dared speak to him. So Luca even more like him, if seems @Tillsforthrills

www.thesun.co.uk/sport/15336168/michael-owen-wife-scandals-rebecca-jane-shearer/amp/

There are 5 babies so must only be one couple going, first look just didn't show any of the bottom 3

I reckon it Danica and Jamie. She's consistently been in the bottom recently

Yes it’s danica 100%

This is exactly what I was thinking .

And surely if there's hair that's going to be visible to a boy during a massage it would be visible anyway, just as you go about your normal life, with approx quarter of an inch of cloth covering it.

I can only conclude that Gemma routinely shaves her bum crack I'm afraid. Oh cripes.

More importantly, I just feel she can't stand Luca now. She's a bright girl and she KNOWS that dating someone when you're 19 is supposed to be fun, not the unbelievable hard work Luca makes it for her.

I'll be sorry to see Danica go. I'm hoping against hope that it's Dami and Indiyah but take on board what you more experienced watchers saying - ie that it won't be allowed to happen and if it was threatened the islanders would be voting for who to stay in. I would love it if you were all wrong though and the public vote actually did kick Dami and Indiyah out.

Favourite comedy moment of last night for me was Adam's face when he realised he was in the bottom 3 .

@A580Hojas

Favourite comedy moment of last night for me was Adam's face when he realised he was in the bottom 3 .

Absolutely 😂

Just typed a long post and then accidentally clicked the wrong button. Anyway, here’s Tasha dancing:

www.instagram.com/tv/CgcxVF2IhR0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

@malletsmalletisnotavailable

If you were massaging the lower back,upper bum it would expose your inner cheeks which do have hair.

At times like these I am so glad I was a teen during the 80''s

I never realised that I had a hairy ass crack, until a boyfriend told me that I did.

He said that most women have hairy arse cracks, and men hate it when women don't shave it.

I'ts stuck in my mind and Ive shaved mine ever since.

I never would of thought of it, until he said it to me. He said that you can see A LOT during doggy style.

I can relate to Gemma's panic arse shaving! 😅

Tasha is good. Wonder why she didn't dance on the talent show. She and Danika could have paired up.

Wouldn't it just make you really itchy?