Love Island thread 8..."while I'm gone...I don't want peace, I WANT PROBLEMS!"

[TitsInAbsentia]

Sadness at the removal of the only entertaining bloke in the place....we'll miss you Deji!

Well people do get that area waxed....

Laser hair removal is the way to go

Wow! She's amazing. HOW does she do that without full hearing (I know all the stuff about the beat)?? If she wins, I will think justice has been done re 'the lads'.

She is a great dancer I didn’t realise she was so good I don’t know why she couldn’t do dancing In the talent competition since Luca Gemma and Paige and Dami did singing (rapping 🙄)

Oh wow. I wouldn't be putting myself through the likes of that for Luca I'm afraidor any man, sorry DH

Moves! I'm gutted she didn't dance like that (imagine Luca's gormless face). I don't think a duet would have worked, she'd have blown Danica out of the water!

Did anyone find Danica a bit cringey when she said exits are... and entrances here, here and here (mouth, bum and vag)? I didn't like the normalising of anal when there's young people watching. Maybe I'm a prude.

Yes I noticed that about the entrances from Danica . Put me in the prude camp.

OMG yes that was gross

How do you shave your bum? 🤷🏻‍♀️

I like Danica but she has nothing in Tasha in the dance stakes. Criminal that we haven’t seen Tasha dancing more. She’s absolutely awesome.

and, yes, definitely cringey with the “entrances”

Sorry to derail the thread .. went for my usual eyebrow threading one day - lady says to me " shall I do your top lip for you ? " I said oh no thanks , don't think I've got much " oh you certainly do " she says .. god knows what she'd think of my untouched arse

No shocks there, might turn off now...

Shocker

When was that?!

Ask her next time

ES and Davide are perilously close to the yellow bean bag - Davide might have even been touching it!

Eeeeh I missed that as well!

I have never shaved my arse. To be fair as long as my ankles don’t look like Clydesdales at the minute I’m fairly happy.

Who is out?

Ok while we're on the subject does anyone have and shave their big toe.

I have one hairy big toe. 3 hairs. Never shaved it but then I don’t like my feet so they are never out.

Hang on, when you say big toe you weren’t referring to the camel variety we’re you?

I’m just speaking feet

No, I have about 5 quite long hairs on each big toe and I quite like them. Makes me feel like a hobbit!

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What’s happening people?