Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

'I can see the taste with my eyes'

I'm sorry, but Chris is my favourite Sleb ever.

Are all of them getting this much help?

He's such an oddball

See John got his green hair on tonight

"What, now?" 🤣

'what, now?'

😂😂😂😂

Love it!

I prefer my pasta dried and costing 96p

Me too cliff me too

Oh fuck off greg with your patronising face

Who puts parsley in pesto? Or have I been doing it wrong?

I don't know why gregg is laughing at him they didn't give him the hell they gave Chris

The "tuile".

Help not hell

Dog sick tuile.

Mel is my front runner

Mel is very good.

STOP SAYING PESTELL FGS GREGGGGGGG

'The knob wouldn't go.' No, Mel, it's not the 'imagine you've invited Gregg to dinner' round again.

He needs a slap in the face with Cliff's tuile.

Good effort Mel.

Jeez looks stodgy and dry

Have a feeling Mel is friends with Lisa Faulkner