Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

Til next time Chuffians.

Has Chris had his teeth done in Turkey a la Love Island Luca?

I’ve still no idea who Mojo is but she was kind of fun

Bring on the mass catering challenges best bit

Couldn't agree more.

I liked MoJo too. They were a good bunch this week.

See you on Thursday, all.

and for you and your DH, Walrus.

Hes getting better pebble and grouchy. Hes got his phone now so I can text him etc rather than phoning the hospital everyday. No sign of getting home yet though.

I'm glad you can talk with him more easily.

Haven't posted before so treat me kindly - why do they keep saying cookery? Is that a word now? Every time 'cooking' would have worked just as well!

(Obligatory Fuck Off Gregggg as proof that I am a long time lurker)

The thing about Chrith Eubank is that he is apparently deadly serious. I don't mind him as much as I expected to though, despite his ever-present sheriff's badge.
I like that Mel isn't all tarted up and is natural looking but, strangely, she looks like she's had "work" - lips, cheeks.

I'll probably be late in catching up tonight because

DH IS COMING HOME!!

From being sedated on a ventilator this time last week to getting home tonight is amazing. They told me on Monday it would be next week at the earliest.

That's fantastic, Walrus! I'm so pleased for you all.

Hooray! Well done Mr Walrus!

Great news Walrus. Are you going to treat him to some celeriac purée?

Or cauliflower 5 ways with foraged wood ants… Sorry, that’s the professionals isn’t it rather than the celebs! Maybe a nasturtium leaf or two?

He'll be lucky if I'm making him toast 😂

My dad has just picked him up so he's on his way

Checking in for tonight!

Evening all

Evening Chuffians !!

Evening everyone!

Evening all

great news that your DH is on his way home, Walrus

Fabulous news Walrus.

Evening all.

What is Chris's sheriff badge all about ?

Like when John cooks, feel like i get my moneys worth from my TV licence