Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

Oh dear.

Poor Paul

Och Paul,

Oh no, Paul is the only person who isn't irritating me.

I'm sad for Paul.

@RomainingCalm Yes, good point.

Being on reality shows, Pebble. Strictly, Taskmaster, others I can’t remember now. I don’t think she’s done Sleb Sewing Bee but it’s probably only a matter of time.

Yes Judi is on Loose Women but I think she's done a bit of everything including stand up.

What's next, celebrities go to tesco? Celebrity post opening 😂

I hope this gets Paul on other things, if he wants to be, he's fully entitled to properly retire too.

It’s got legs, as they say!

I want chicken satay now.

Love chicken satay…

Loves chicken satay

I have never had chicken satay. Is it lovely?

Snap❤️

Bones !!

Curry sauce looks a bit liquid

Swash’s ridiculous barnet. WTF is it coloured with - gravy browning?

Joe. Your bloody hair man.

It’s dead nice.

Delicious. It's basically a peanut butter sauce.

Long as you like peanuts

Joe dyed his hair oxo colour

Next weekend for my chicken satay. I will live my dream.