Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

The cat as the toddlers call him is watching

Wtaf is John wearing

Critics table. Queue John's wife

Don't like Gregg's shoes - shallow, I know!

Paul just makes me smile

Unfortunately I’m pretty sure Paul will go. Danny’s nailed on for the next round and Faye’s there for da yoof.

so sadly, it’ll be bye-bye Chuckle, I fear.

Evening all. Paul is sweet isn't he.

I like him as well. Bet he makes a great tea when you go to his house

He's chosen good dishes to stay, IMO. Apart from the prunes. Ew.

Liking the sound of Paul's menu!

Joe sodding Swash

Bloody Joe Swash.

Paul can come for dinner any time.

Aw fuck off greg.

Evening all! I suspect that Mr Chuckle might be going home. I hope I'm wrong.

sooty 😂😂

Evening. Am late. Is it a quick cook for smug past contestants?

Danny’s menu sounds nice too

Omg that tongue 🤦‍♀️

No Joe Swash !!! I'm still seething with him from the last series when he gave it all that cheeky chappy bit when he was actually quite unpleasant.

Sorry.... But I find Danny annoying.

Snap 😁

We've just said the same. It was always John that was the better presented of the two but right right he's losing to Gregg (who has raised his game). And that's saying something.

Whatever Danny was cooking in that frying pan looked drier than the Sahara.

Faye has odd hair....