Celebrity Masterchef

[ImJustMadAboutSaffron]

It's called Celebrity Masterchef. Faye Winter is someone who is not a celebrity. She was on a telly competition that she didn't even win. By that token you might as well have the losing contestants on a head to head of Pointless on this show.

Danny’s dish looks absolutely delicious

Or ‘wag-ooooo’, as it’s always called on MC.

Find Nancy very endearing

Is that hispi cabbage I spy?
pauls looks lovely.

Danny was the singer in McFly- they have a massive heritage in reality TV success.

Salmon en croute is so 1980s

All hail the Chuckle

Good job, Paul.

I’d eat the salmon, looks nice

Raw steak...

Mooo…

I've just texted (now adult) DD that the Chuckle is on!

He must have been watching for tips.

To be fair, so is Paul.

Fayes crocs

To be fair I could wrap 90% of the food I eat in pastry and I’d be happy. The eighties was certainly my decade!

Said it before. Give Gregg a bag of sugar and he would be happy.

Think Nancy going home

I just can’t stop staring at the two blobs of contour on her head.

Has Faye nicked a pair of Nancy’s plastic trousers?

I don't think Faye's was a real pudding. It was a biscuit with some ice-cream.

Why was that yellow sludge Faye's cookie was in not mentioned?

Faye’s dish looks like something I’d make with my toddler on a rainy Wednesday

From a packet 😂

Urgh at him perving over the cookies.

i like a medium rare ribeye. Love fat. But I am a heathen.