Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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No one believes you Tasha.

When Tasha comes on my screen, I just switch off

I sometimes feel like the girls are having a worse outfit competition....ES def my winner for this round!

Did they just say they love each other?! 🙄

Luca, you're too much. Gemma felt pressured into saying it back, I imagine she doesn't want to look bad on the tele

WTAF Gemma?! You're supposed to be the grown up. You barely know him.

Ah sweet. I’m surprised she said it back.

She does NOT love him lol. Car crash.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah too early :( Feels like they've skipped a page of the LI playbook, I mean where's the pillows arranged on the grass in a heart and all that?!

Children's tv.

How do I know Davide isn’t genuine with his feelings for Ekin? He kisses her with his eyes open..EVERY TIME! It makes me so uncomfortable!

It's the calm before the storm guys. It's going to kick off after the break ... Please, let it kick off after the break ...

Then new islanders tomorrow?

You might not want to be on a thread discussing it if it's beneath you.

Hate everything about Luca. Up there with one of the worst islanders.

I noticed him looking in the other direction.

You hate too much .. are you sure you don't fancy watching Googlebox ?

Paige stroking Adam’s arms in bed

Jacques who?!

Luca looks like Bruce Forsyth

I need the girls to do a little slot on how they keep their bellies so flat, that's what I'm here for

Just catching up and my toes are curling at Danica giving Billy his end of recouping appraisal

The most pointless challenge ever.

Tasha's head was 'scrambled' when Adam came in a few days ago? She is just ridiculous

I have just realised that Billy is a cross between Suggs and Brian Conley. With a fraction of their wit.

Ugh. Tasha. Ugh.
Please can she get kicked out before that happens?

Here we go with the Tasha and Andrew borefest for the last bit 😖😖😖😖