Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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I expect that is true (and why she ALWAYS has it on!) it's apparently vintage Tiffany. Plus, price of gold up and all that.

Why is there always a vote when I'm not watching live or paying attention to my phone for notifications!! I would have voted Deji - he seemed really lovely when he was getting airtime, and Danica because I'm hoping she's starting to roll out of interview mode and get a bit more comfortable with herself.

I'd like to see Tasha go but think will be Coco, and Andrew out would be great. But of course it could be lowest 2 or 3 and down to islander vote depending on what works for the producers.

If she’s gone on it for exposure and to further her brand then I guess her aim is to just come across well on TV, be popular with the voters and stay in the show for as long as possible. She’s in a safe couple and the public keep voting for them so it makes sense for it to stay that way.

I'd have thought Coco and Josh would most likely go if Islanders get to choose. There's no way they'll send their OG mates home, but if Tash and Andrew are in the bottom 3 it'll set them off on another spiral. I hope Adam doesn't go as at least he's being active. From what we're seeing, there's not much going on to create new couples. I don't buy any chemistry between Josh and Summer at all, he's such a child. Deji I like a lot but he's not being shown so no idea if he's trying to get to know anyone else.

btw I didn't think Indiyah was being bad with her reaction to Adam picking Summer for a date. He later said he'd not spoken to her so I think it's a fair enough response to be taken aback when he picks someone he's shown no apparent interest in. They had zero spark on the date too, despite his efforts.

Same I voted for them as well!

Gemma has more Chemistry with ES than Luca. It's true she actually gets on better with ES and they often have arguments and bitch about each other.
I dislike Luca as he sucks the life out of whatever personality Gemma has.

I love Gemma, to me she is an iceberg cool with real hidden depth. The fact that in such an intense situation she can hold herself so well, she has good boundaries around poor behaviour, she held all of her stuff together with Jacques in spite of the fact that he was bad mouthing her to Luca at the start. She was never even a teeny bit off with Paige over the challenge of having an ex take off in a relationship with a new person in front of her whereas clearly Jacques behaviour shows he was. I think it is incredible that she is only 19 too.

I don’t know about Luca. He is clearly besotted, he is human and so he has flaws and one of his is being possessive. He is funny and I imagine he is good company. I know if I were their age I’d enjoy spending time in his company (although I think I’d prefer Dami).

In all I think Gemma and Luca make a good couple who because of their ages are unlikely to last the test of time but who knows?

Hoping Andrew goes and coco, Josh has zero chat tbf though I though co co was a bit of a shit stirrer re Davide/Ekin
Billy has grown on me him and danica could be good together that stretching was a bit cringe though Davide making a point of not looking!
I actually really dislike Paige now that fucking head wobble please fuck off.

Coco always looks like she’s smirking

Billy reminds me of the crazy lady on Friday Night Dinner who says something normal then bursts out into this long laughter despite the fact nobody else is laughing 😆

I've just seen a news article - not sure how reliable - that Jay is on his way back in ?

What the ????

Mmmm it was dated 2 days ago ?

Did anyone see Luca whip his kegs off in bed last night? I think Gemma likes him more than we see 👀

I think Gemma genuinely likes him.

Yeah I do. I think a lot of her ‘coldness’ is her personality. She reminds me so much of my daughter who is a similar age, sarcasm etc as a default. I watch my DD and her boyfriend and you’d never know that she actually likes him but they’ve been together since Christmas, see each other almost every day and appear to be going from strength to strength. Do I ever see them being touchy feely or kissy etc, nah, but I’m sure when they’re alone they are affectionate.

Gemma and Luca’s relationship is completely ‘in front of the parents’ on a national scale so I think she is just being very careful and respectful.

I think Josh likes Gemma, noticed him chatting to her in the bathroom and tapping her on the nose! Hoping Andrew and coco leave.

I agree and think Gemma's savvy enough not to embarrass herself or her family. In the interview Mollie, Jasmine and Charlie said Gemma is as much into Luca as he is in her and all three agreed he's getting a bad edit, said Gemma often instigates fun with Luca but it's not aired.

I'm sarcastic not touchy feely ever. It's not about that for me. I just think the pairing is fake. Nothing else to say.

I hope Coco leaves. She adds nothing

Coco said one of the most talked about lines.

@Aquarius1234 Coco peaked on possibly the most iconic Love Island sentence.

We will all remember where we were when we heard 'He licked my tit'

Memorable but not in a good way 😂

The fact coco had already started filming mafs before LI makes me think she just wants to be on tv. Get her out.

It seems like a risk to drop out of filming for MAFS to go to Casa Amor. What if you end up getting no interest and being the girl with zero airtime before returning home?

Recoupling then. Boys to choose.

Most people seem to be predicting Adam to pick Paige. I'm not so sure. I reckon Adam was brought in with a brief to create drama, and that he chatted to Paige simply to wind up Jacques. Job done. I don't think she's his type personality-wise.

If this is the case, then simply by NOT picking Paige he'd cause a certain amount of disruption. I doubt he'd be so obviously disruptive as to pick someone like Gemma, but perhaps someone else unexpected.

May well be wrong; feel free to point and laugh at me if he goes for Paige. 😁

Whatever Tasha is doing with her “surprise” for Andrew looks very tiresome and will probably take up most of the show tonight. 🙄

Yuck to Tasha and Andrew cringe fest tonight. Hate when we get to the end and they do the final dates and will you be my girlfriend shit, soooo boring.