Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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I'm assuming the result of our vote will be landed after the Tasha treasure trail borefest, I couldn't see anyone missing....

I want to see some fun with Josh and Summer same with Billy and Danica

And them 2 tortoises in the ad break

Bros before Gateaux!!! 😂

@TellingBone - It crossed my mind that he might pick Danica

I voted Danica and Davide. Davide for his brilliant one liners and facilitating Ekin-Su and Danica because she's really grown on me and I'd like to see her have a chance with Billy.

@outshinethemorningsun It seems like a risk to drop out of filming for MAFS to go to Casa Amor. What if you end up getting no interest and being the girl with zero airtime before returning home

Serves them right in my opinion

Nobody asked for the declaration s love / bf/gf.
Can't comment or I'll start swearing too much.
Tonight's love island CBBC

I don't know what MAFS is but...the cynic in me thinks Coco knew was promised to get into the villa. I think a LOT more than we think of LI is staged.

First Look on twitter is funny.

Also someone made a cake which said,
I licked her tit or whatever.
It's the whatever that makes it.
Google for images can't upload. Lol

Tasha writes a note to Andrew.
Someone changed it to : - Go where you first licked Coco's tit or whatever.

4 thousand likes not bad.

Married at First Sight

I watched it earlier, what was up with that weird American accent summer was doing 😳 embarrassing, and yes what’s with Gemma eye brows they look terrible and like they’ve been done wrong!

Call me #chaldish but that's genius!

I agree and think Gemma's savvy enough not to embarrass herself or her family. In the interview Mollie, Jasmine and Charlie said Gemma is as much into Luca as he is in her and all three agreed he's getting a bad edit, said Gemma often instigates fun with Luca but it's not aired.

I haven't watched but apparently the unseen bits demonstrate this. They both come across very differently to how they're being shown on the main show. He's much more fun/chilled out and she's the same.

Micheal Owen back in the day....remind you of anyone? 🤔

You think every pairing in every series is fake, usually because at least one person is each couple of secretly gay or bi.

I said right on thread one I saw him in Luca (in fact I think I decided Luca was the love child of Michael Owen and Lee Sharpe) and it would be weird if they coupled up. I still think it and I'm surprised the resemblance hasn't been mentioned more.

I don't know, I like Luca and Gemma. I think they're genuine. And yes, Luca is a bit insecure, but he's not horrible with it and I find him very witty so I can see why Gemma likes him.

I thought Tommy and Molly were fake but they're still together, so who knows.

That's true, I never bought her at all. Got it totally wrong.

I also remember people on here in season 3 were absolutely convinced Jamie (not me, him I did buy completely) wasn't really into Camilla, they're now married and have just had baby number 2 so I suppose it's hard to tell for sure when we only see what the producers want us to see.

Just caught up... Summer is so annoying with that accent! I thought it might just be a nervous thing on the date with adam but no, it's constant. I think it's catching around the villa too

@RocketsMagnificent7 omg yes lee sharpe!
Tbh I hadn't realised till now the resemblance as couldn't quite picture Micheal even though prob had posters of him and lee sharpe on my bedroom wall 🤣

I’m catching up but just wanted to say how pretty Danica is , honestly think she is the prettiest. Don’t get the Gemma thing or Paige. Think Indyah is gorgeous too. Even though it’s a stupid spelling. 😂

Well I got that wrong 😆

Yay Danica! His heart doesn’t look entirely in it tho.

Yawn at these speeches but then again it’s the same every year.

What did Luca just say that shocked people?