Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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So fed up with these “cliffhanger” recoupling and vote offs.

Thanks for new thread

An extended episode leading to a cliffhanger. It didn't need to be extended, nothings happening!!

Danica is very naturally beautiful. She really doesn't need the make up.

Dami and Andrew totally think with their dicks.

Jaques. Well, what can I say. It's all been said already. I'm Neurodivergent. I wouldn't like my behaviour picked apart on TV. But then I'm not a dick either. He behaves impulsively, but reflects later so he isn't all bad. He obviously struggles and should learn from his mistakes. Not that easy, though.

Billy would be the most annoying for me as I can't cope with that much 'banter' and 'piss taking' He makes me feel spiky.

In all, they are a generation of people who have grown up with social media influence, a pandemic and porn as the norm. Hence phrases like 'I want to ruin you'

GENUINELY - the word is Genuinely not Generally! (Drives me nuts...)

I think this is way worse than the Millie and Liam situation. Liam didn’t try and make it Millie’s fault and he was genuinely apologetic from the beginning. I’m not saying what he did was right at all and I was still disappointed she took him back but I do think it was handled differently.

Agree with other people in that Billy is very annoying

I completely missed the last post.

Poor Danica

That ruin you phrase makes me shudder.

This is going to be a strange one as a lot of the so-called couples arent actually together anymore

Luca is so possessive. I feel like there should be scary music playing in the background every time he is shown.

This is true I guess I’m saying the others saw them go on to win so probably think they can as well

Have Tasha's dodgy clip in hair extensions been discussed yet please?

I’m glad Danica is in. I voted for her although I don’t like Josh

Ooft!! ES’s face then!!! She clearly didn’t expect Danika to get picked

Yeah. And it’s just cos we like Danica Josh. Have a think.

this is a messed up vote. I’ll laugh my arse off is Dami goes. I’m

It's as if she cba to cover them up anymore

Surely no one will vote for Andrew and Coco

Paige’s outfit tonight is awful

LOVE that the producers made Dami read Deji and Indiyah.

We all know what’s gonna happen though right… it’ll be down to bottom two or three couples, bottom couple goes home, islanders pick one boy and one girl to stay from the other two, they pick their mates and the newbies go home. Same old same old.

Ffs Jacques and Paige