Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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ES was still thinking oooh might he pick me right up to the last minute!

Elephant Juice. It makes the same mouth shape as I love you.

Ekin Su knew she wasn't going to get picked, she just wants drama

Deji got the short straw, trying to sound convincing there..

Poor Deji, he's a catch and deserves a chance with someone better

Right once the re couple is over I can start watching.
So much filler.

Ah, thanks. I thought it was some kind of innuendo!

Poor Deji, having to say nice things about Coco that he doesn't mean.

Bored of endless recouplings and not much else.

I feel bad for Deji but not Coco, hope Deji is saved and someone comes in for him!

It matters not who they couple up with.
It's not what brings any entertainment.

This recoupling is so pointless. No one is even leaving. Just why? Bored.

Are they still doing challenges? Like the hidden tweet ones etc? Can't remember when I last seen them do something

Coco wears some shit clothes.

Ekin Su's trousers are hideous too.

Jacques who?!

Paige acting a bit weird. Or just the typical LI chat.

Stop fucking analysing Danika!

I don't like Josh and no strong feelings about Summer. Happy for them both to leave tbh

WHY ARE THEY ALL DOING AMERICAN ACCENTS??!!

Ekin Au’s trousers, Adam’s shirt, Josh’s trousers. Has there been an explosion in a polyester factory and random hideous shit landed in the Villa?!

FFS Danica stop interviewing Billy!

Davide isn’t remotely arsed about Ekin

Danika has to be the most robotic, serious person I've ever seen on this type of show! She's really sweet, but her communication style is a pretty big turn off. It's like she's giving everyone a lecture!

Summer is really annoying....