Tits is absent ! Love Island thread 4

[anybloodyname]

Here you go

Jay and Chyna have no chemistry. Danica and Josh have no chemistry. Neither of these new pairings have potential.

Davide and Ekin will go back to doing what they did before. Absolutely nothing there that won't end with the show.

Paige and Jacques will get back together. And continue to be a mess. Won't last a day outside even they even make it to the end.

Andrew and Tasha will recouple but still have lingering feelings and be hurt and cry for awhile more. They will probably date in real life after LI but then break up soon or be off and on.

Luca and Gemma are aiming to win and will keep at it. Doubt it will last long outside the villa.

Dami and Indiyah will recouple and the four of them will hang out. They might hook up outside the villa but have never had a genuine romantic connection.

Tasha and Andrew and Paige and Jacques are going to be the most interesting for the recoupling tonight, feels like the only ones where there are real feelings involved

Hard to know who will recouple, although Gemma and Luca going back single is a dead cert. I think some of them will get their hearts broken. If not tonight, then at some point in the future when they're all 'happily' settled back with their original partners and then they get wind of what their partner got up to while they were away - either through gossip from the other islanders, or by the producers injecting some pictures or clips somehow, maybe in a future game. With the likes of Danica and Jay, I have serious doubts as to whether the newbies have a genuine interest in them, or are just trying to get their pass into the villa.

Popcorn and wine ready for tonight. Hoping it's more interesting than last night.

Oh no @WhenDovesFly you know fine well it will drag on till 2158 then we'll see a pair of feet ( or 2 pairs of feet ) prancing down that walkway

I can't be the only one that finds the recoupling for 40 mins boring?
I want to see the interactions with all the islanders in a natural way.
20 people thrown in a villa and let's see what happens.

Has anyone else seen the online posts of Jacques with big skids in his underpants 😱. Is it real?

I’m glad I’m jot the only one who thought of Caroline Flack last night. I feel they need to do the entrance differently, the bouncy strut was her trademark walk and it felt like it was parodied by LW. I think LW is beautiful but not as warm on it as CF was. Very hard shoes to fill, particularly a friend.
I don’t think there is any competition lookswise between Coco and Tasha. Coco is not a patch on her. Im amazed any of the boys were attracted to her. Tasha’s legs are soooo long and whilst the moany sulky crap is irritating, I’d rather her than the simpering from Coco.
I also despise Jacques. Rough as a robber’s dog.

First look is boring, I think it will be a whole episode of recoupling with the fallout tomorrow. Annoying

Long legs aren't for everyone. Some guys like a shorter partner. I don't think Andrew's overly fussy, just wants to feel wanted. Which sadly neither Tash nor Coco can genuinely give him. There will be more tears before it's over.

Yeh sooooo boring. I swear not 90% of the eps used to be this boring in past series.

I heard it's 10 weeks this year which is probably why they're dragging it out for so long.

First Look fails by it's very description, I didn't see anything there that wasn't already shown in the trailer last night?!

I'm still surprised CA is over so quick, especially if we are in a longer run for the show...unless we are going to get another trip to CA - like the boys go!

I think we'll see all the recouplings tonight except Paige and Jacques who will be left as the cliffhanger.

I read am article couple weeks ago saying it was still going to be 8 weeks.
Not like we get told anything..

Have no interest in Paige anymore. Shame as she was a laugh.

I think I will skip it this eve and wait for the update on this thread which is WAY more interesting than watching it being dragged out in real time.

Jacques is just so creepy and sleazy. It is so unattractive. It is almost as though he is playing a parody of sleazy frat boy in an American teen movie. Grim.

Danica is stunning. I think she does the 'ball room dancer' 'chorus girl' make up. She would look so much better with more natural make up. She is coming across as a lovely person though.

Luca is coming across well. As is Andrew. I think he will regret the Coco think when he watches this back as Tash really hasn't done anything terrible.

If it is then it's vile. Seen comments saying the producers are also fed up with his filthy ways so left it in the final edit for the public to see.

I hope this is true. Stop wasting my time LI producers

@NeolithicSkull that explains Danica’s odd make up. She is sooo pretty without it and her odd style has baffled me but you’re right I bet it’s dance related.

Jacques skid marks …. Can’t be real surely?! 🤢

I doubt it it. Aftermath is better than any recoupling speeches.

Does does how dull the series is if that is the only highlight..

Does show*

But also shows that the producers are probably sick of him and his antics

To allow that to go out to the nation ?

Na , they can't stand him either

@anybloodyname

i dunno though, surely his deplorable behaviour is a plus for the producers as it spices things up??

I wondered if it was a reflection off the orange bedding. Or at least hoped that’s what it was 🤢