Tits is absent ! Love Island thread 4

[anybloodyname]

Here you go

"I'm a guy, man" Demi said to Idiyah

Translates to 'I am ruled by my dick and I should be excused for that cos I can't help it'

Indiyah has it so totally together!

After everything, I do not understand why Andrew is still begging for Tasha? She didn't want him, people told him that, he acted out of anger, kicked off that she brought someone back, went on and on about the fact he's not a mug and is now crawling back with his tail in between his legs. What is actually going on?

Sorry for my misspelling of Indiyah. I'm not well tonight

Andrew is such a wet fucking blanket. Seriously, why is he STILL going on? And why is she entertaining it? I don’t think she’s 100% into Billy, she definitely isn’t 100% into Andrew but I’m wondering whether she wants to keep him as a Plan B?

Eurgh, he is seriously giving me the ick, he’s pathetic.

i think Andrew might leave. He’s fallen for Tasha and she doesn’t feel the same and never did. Might as well go home before he embarrasses himself even more.

Agreed Angelo Tasha has the kind of figure I would love. If just for a week or so.

Purely on a vain thing, her legs! I have little fat carrots with coordinating cankles.

If Paige takes him back she will regret it. I hope someone else comes in for her.

Andrew and jacques are both irritating me now. Andrews wet and pathetic and jacques is just wallowing in self pity...

He’s no longer surrounded by people telling him how he’s been wronged and Tasha’s the devil… now he’s the bad guy and he doesn’t like it, so he’s looking for redemption

Bah it really annoys me that Dami is Paige’s agony uncle. He’s as bad.

Completely excused, and hope you are better soon!💐

What is Jay playing at?!!

And the Paige and Jacques thing 😴 seriously, talk about making a mountain out of a molehill. Get back together, don’t get back together, who cares. They were hardly loves young dream. Paige is just milking it now.

Who is the guy in the link t shirt?! (To the left of Deji)

Pink

Was it Billy?

Andrew and Tasha are boring me badly

Finally twigged who Coco reminded me of! The Childcatcher from Chitty!

Oh god all the girls are just gonna flop right back to their boys aren’t they… ugh

He thinks he's hilarious. It was sort of ok for the first few days, in a like cheeky chappie banter way... but now it's a bit like, mate, have you got any other channels?

Poor Summer

Summer is not at all impressed. Feel bad for her actually.

At least some CA boys and girls for in the villa this year and some decent air time! Silver linings ...

Poor Summer. Dami's a dickhead. Hoping Deji sweeps her off her feet now and they win.