Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

[Pebbledashery]

In preparation for tonight!

I'll have that potato dish, thanks very much.

That’s an easy tattie dish. Complex my arse

The episodes where they aren't cooking their own food and there's no jeopardy are sooooooooo pointless and boring.

Them’s some big onions!

I have name changed but I am friends with Sarah. She’s said nothing.

Size of those onions 😳

Love a crème brulee. You can fuck right off serving it in an eggshell. There's not enough.

Oh my, that must be sweet.

Scrummy.

Well this bollox, because they’d have plebs to peel those onions.

Exactly

I really like her so I hope she does well, but as anyone here can tell you, Grouchy liking someone means they're going home next.

I can definitely see Sarah posting in AIBU.

I like her as well.

The secret is a fuckton of butter.

Ha I loved in episode one where Grouchy said she liked someone so that means he's going home 😂

He did too, didn't he, Pebs? Poor chap.

Here you are.

This is very intense(ish).

Coconut. No to the big fat no.

Tiny, disappointing crème brûlée. I prefer Eddie's manly portions. (Interpret that how you will.)

Yep. He gone 🤣

Them onions take ages and ages

Omg that deer

Those onions are going to be raw for a long time.

She needs a straw to de hull them strawbs.

Unpopular view alert but I do love a bit of venison.