Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

[Pebbledashery]

In preparation for tonight!

Do we reckon she’ll appear after the end and go “Taaa Daaah, it is I”

Those goldfish give me the heebie jeebies.

Oh, James, back to the retirement village.

Me too!

Ohh. I was wrong!

Dang, Thomas.

Quite OK with the departure of James (38)

Is this the Gordon one?

James has had a hard life out on the golf course.

James is off to look at his moisturising regime

Pookie annoyed me at the beginning of this series, but I really like her now.

Glyn tonight I think, OhWhat

I liked the goldfish. I nearly said playful then I thought no don’t be a twat 🤣

He might get some skincare tips from Thomas

Oh i was expecting Gordon Ramsey

Ooo that’s a beard innit!

Little 🤣. Love your self awareness

I was wrong by one letter for his name the other night.

Noooooo! Thomas had so much to give. (However, it would have been a bit unfair to let anyone else go.)

Cheerful socks, Glyn.

Chef seems firm but fair

Go do your eyebrows justice

Glyn looks like Piratical Sea Captain Eddie has been keeping him as a galley slave on his Humber ferry.

He should save himself the indignity of having such a large bald patch and shave it off.

Venison still ... barking. Whatever noise deer make.

I like all the survivors.