Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

[Pebbledashery]

In preparation for tonight!

He puffed his way out like a galleon in full steam

Two down! Phew. It’ll be a bit more boring but a lot less irritating.

Hes gonna be 106 by the end

That's a very hammy production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf coming to a pub theatre any time now.

Evening all, I can uncross my fingers now. F off , Thomas in.

Sarah out next. She’s ok, but not amazing. (Sorry Sarah)

Till Thursday, chaps. Will give me time to remember who the chef is.

Ooh. Glyn Purcell? Something like that.

Rehearsals call on Thursday (NOT with Holly and Farohk - promise) so I'll catch up with you on Friday

Thanks for the laughs, all. See you Wednesday. Sewing Bee as well, they’re spoiling us!

Til Thursday all and great company as ever. I think Sarah and Thomas may be heading for the departure lounge.

I'm so glad they've gone.

Aaagh, I mean Thursday! Sewing Bee tomorrow. I’m getting a wee bit over-excited, I think.

Glyn, that’s it! I couldn’t remember either! Thomas better sort out his timings by then…

The question remains...will John be in a better mood tomorrow? He was in a right foul one there, I mean I know there was a fair contribution of faff and nonsense going on but oooh...hecky decky!

I will be watching Sewing Bee but probably won't comment. They all seem a bit serious on there!

He was in an awful mood! I think, unless they have had a trial run through of prepping for service, they should be given a bit more lea-way. This part, the pro kitchen, has always been my least favourite part of the programme.

Have we ever had a shit on Masterchef before?

I watched the 1st season of masterchef Canada and one woman's interview was just consisting of the word fuck lol. They bleeped it by the last seasons.

But as far as I know then no, and surely it was before the watershed? Or is shit allowed?

Just watched it on iplayer. Thank gods Raw Prawn Holly and the Pork Sisyphus have gone.

My husband sits with me while I watch MC but appears to be taking no interest. However, when it got to the discussion about who to chuck out he looked up from his laptop and said 'Farokh please'. He was delighted when they listened.

My first thought was why would anyone serve up a sh.... 😂

I now can’t rid myself of the mental image of Poiretti effortfully rolling a gigantic pork meatball up a hill while pulling over-the-top 'amusing' faces of dismay 😩

www.radiotimes.com/tv/entertainment/masterchef-2022-contestants-cast/

I was skimming through the previous thread and had forgotten already who various contestants were. The link above has pictures of all of this year's contestants , round by round, and already I'm looking at them and in some cases have no memory of ever seeing them before.

Even the ones from previous years who did really well, hence got invited to the shindig in last night's episode, had mostly dropped out of what passes for my memory.

Singing My Way? He would have been cooking My Way three ways, each way expressing his own take on the original lyrics, the original score and his own very unique, playful yet deeply personal and meaningful interpretation of the classic Sinatra rendition. All ultimately wrapped in singed hispi , octopus tentacles and black rice and generously sprinkled with moustache oil.

thank heavens for small mercies, we don’t have to see it. But I would like to see Gregggg forced to eat every mouthful.