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Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

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Pebbledashery · 26/04/2022 18:55

In preparation for tonight!

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Halsall · 26/04/2022 20:49

Piggywaspushed · 26/04/2022 20:48

James has just aged 10 years. He looks 68 now.

GrinGrinGrin

fourquenelles · 26/04/2022 20:49

Gone off Thomas now. Reminds me of people I used to work with who wouldn't run to the sink if their knickers were on fire.

Blueberrycreampie · 26/04/2022 20:50

Could I have custard with mine please?

GrouchyKiwi · 26/04/2022 20:50

I just accidentally ate a whole bag of cheese balls. Oops.

littlbrowndog · 26/04/2022 20:50

fourquenelles · 26/04/2022 20:49

Gone off Thomas now. Reminds me of people I used to work with who wouldn't run to the sink if their knickers were on fire.

Yep

RomainingCalm · 26/04/2022 20:51

Pebbledashery · 26/04/2022 20:46

Suddenly fancy Ferrero Rocher

Gregg is on your wavelength Pebble. Be scared!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/04/2022 20:51

Who’s going?

littlbrowndog · 26/04/2022 20:51

Worse was mr pointy moustache and the scotch egg

GrandTheftWalrus · 26/04/2022 20:51

I'd want James dessert.

jay55 · 26/04/2022 20:51

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/04/2022 20:51

Who’s going?

Holly and Farokh

TheDogsMother · 26/04/2022 20:51

Farokh going definitely

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/04/2022 20:52

Holly and Farokh. They can jazz hands out.

GrouchyKiwi · 26/04/2022 20:52

Holly and Farokh are fucking off.

fourquenelles · 26/04/2022 20:53

GrouchyKiwi · 26/04/2022 20:52

Holly and Farokh are fucking off.

I hope so

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Pebbledashery · 26/04/2022 20:53

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/04/2022 20:52

Holly and Farokh. They can jazz hands out.

😂😂

Off you fuck to the Lyceum dear.

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Blueberrycreampie · 26/04/2022 20:54

I still can't get over celeriac ice cream.

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Pebbledashery · 26/04/2022 20:54

Farokh can sing "there's no business like show business" on his way out

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 26/04/2022 20:54

Farokh is doing the wide leg stance from Blackadder.

Sunbird24 · 26/04/2022 20:55

One down…

littlbrowndog · 26/04/2022 20:55

Holly forehead bye

GrouchyKiwi · 26/04/2022 20:55

I'd like a duet, "Anything you can do I can do better" from Holly and Farokh.

TheDogsMother · 26/04/2022 20:55

Thomas has just aged a little more.

jay55 · 26/04/2022 20:55

I think Farokh will be singing My way

fourquenelles · 26/04/2022 20:55

Hoo - bloody - ray!

GrandTheftWalrus · 26/04/2022 20:56

Thank fuck. Thomas will be next out if he can't up his timings