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Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

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Pebbledashery · 26/04/2022 18:55

In preparation for tonight!

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RomainingCalm · 05/05/2022 20:34

EsmaCannonball · 05/05/2022 20:32

'I really lack confidence in my cookery skills but I applied to Masterchef,' is the culinary equivalent of 'I was too ashamed to go to my GP about this boil on my clitoris so I went on Embarassing Bodies instead.'

🤣🤣🤣 And so very true.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2022 20:34

My death row meal would be slow cooked beef casserole with baked potatoes, an enormous glass of red wine (CndP), and crème brulee with roasted peaches.

TheDogsMother · 05/05/2022 20:34

EsmaCannonball · 05/05/2022 20:32

'I really lack confidence in my cookery skills but I applied to Masterchef,' is the culinary equivalent of 'I was too ashamed to go to my GP about this boil on my clitoris so I went on Embarassing Bodies instead.'

Brilliant 🤣🤣

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/05/2022 20:34

Pookie just went up a notch.

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:35

I always look at the food and think.. Where's the rest???

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littlbrowndog · 05/05/2022 20:35

That looks lovely

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2022 20:35

Very pretty. But mushrooms are the worst.

littlbrowndog · 05/05/2022 20:36

TheDogsMother · 05/05/2022 20:34

Brilliant 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2022 20:36

Not so fond of that presentation. It looks like it would go cold very quickly.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/05/2022 20:36

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2022 20:35

Very pretty. But mushrooms are the worst.

You never said Pebble! <ducks>

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:36

Mushrooms are absolutely hideous. itches

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littlbrowndog · 05/05/2022 20:37

What’s this small pudding 🤷‍♀️

TheDogsMother · 05/05/2022 20:37

Gregg said he would dip anything in that sauce. He could start with his head.

EsmaCannonball · 05/05/2022 20:37

We don't seem to have seen much actual cooking in the Masterchef final. It was about 5 minutes between 'meet the family' and now the judging.

RomainingCalm · 05/05/2022 20:38

Why would you put olive oil on an Elton Mess?

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:38

An Elton mess 😂

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lettingthedaysgoby · 05/05/2022 20:38

Where can we book Radha's restaurant? That meal is completely spot on for this house. 😍

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:39

Radha is so sweet

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/05/2022 20:39

RomainingCalm · 05/05/2022 20:38

Why would you put olive oil on an Elton Mess?

Yeah, he’s really let himself go.
and no fennel in a pud either.

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:39

John is totes emosh

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Madcats · 05/05/2022 20:39

That desert looks grim, but it would look better on a dark plate.

I wish she had waited a year or two

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:40

I can't stand the exuberance of Pookie

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/05/2022 20:40

Good, Eddie is last.
what the fucking fuck?

TheDogsMother · 05/05/2022 20:41

Ffs Pookieland.

EsmaCannonball · 05/05/2022 20:41

RomainingCalm · 05/05/2022 20:38

Why would you put olive oil on an Elton Mess?

Isn't that paddling pool story still under an injunction? 😉