Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

[Pebbledashery]

In preparation for tonight!

Got the Villeroy and Bosch out I see.

Yuk Gregg's buzzing lips!

When in doubt, chuck some gold in it 🙄

Sparkly poo at Pookie's the morning after

Pookies food looks so rich

Och they are all on Facebook groups on how to get into masterchef

there’s no just wandering into it.

fairy tears

😂

It’s making my fillings fizz.
she’s won.

Ready wrapped! Great meal to have the day before you need to provide a sample to the doc.

Nooooo the gold and the green roe !

Bouncy prawns don't sound appealing, John. WTF is wrong with you.

Apart from the purple rice in the dessert these aren't too mad from Pookie.

I have no desire whatsoever to eat anything with gold leaf on or in it. Or coloured purple, blue or green.

The gold is too wanky for me.

Pud on a slate is a capital offence

Isn't that gold steak a copy of a very pretentious London restaurant that does something similar. I seem to remember Jay Rayner eating a kebab outside the restaurant at a picnic table in protest of food-wankery.

No more tears ffs

Gregg's said some lovely words this series. I am quite put out about that.

I've got my MN tin hat on for this....I actually really like Pookie, she's been fun all the way. Barking, in the best possible sense of the word.

Worst final ever with all the tears

C’mon Eddie the Pirate.

Caviar always reminds me of the rabbits episode in father Ted.

It's that Salt Bae knobber's place.

I would steer clear of gold on food. I knew someone who had gold injections and had a reaction and died.

Really elegant dishes from Eddie.

Whoever wins, the standard of this final is very high.

I want to see some more home-style cooking next season. Everyone's had too much time to practise wankery because of lockdowns.

Come on Eddie. Some great food without all the nonsense.