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Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

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Pebbledashery · 26/04/2022 18:55

In preparation for tonight!

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Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:27

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2022 20:27

If someone served me scallops that turned out to be mushrooms I would throw the dish at them. Angry

How dare they even call them scallops

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WheresTheJustice2 · 05/05/2022 20:28

Didn’t Radha mess up her pastry and therefore pre prepared pastry cases had to be used instead?

seems a bit unfair then that she gets credit for the “beautifully thin pastry”.

littlbrowndog · 05/05/2022 20:28

The most tiresome final ever. Ffs. Just get cooking no more fairy tears and stories

Blueberrycreampie · 05/05/2022 20:29

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow It might be worth it - well maybe not the type 2,

TheDogsMother · 05/05/2022 20:29

Oh come on Eddie.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2022 20:29

WheresTheJustice2 · 05/05/2022 20:28

Didn’t Radha mess up her pastry and therefore pre prepared pastry cases had to be used instead?

seems a bit unfair then that she gets credit for the “beautifully thin pastry”.

I think some were made by her and some were prepared earlier because there weren't enough quality ones from her set.

lettingthedaysgoby · 05/05/2022 20:29

To be fair, if you've spent time in Asia, particulalry Hong Kong or Singapore, and eaten in big Chu-Chow restaurants - Pookie style is just a bit further over the top.

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:29

In 2023 I will forget who won in 2022

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ilovesooty · 05/05/2022 20:29

Death Row meal. I like it.

Blueberrycreampie · 05/05/2022 20:31

Eddie sounds like my kind of man but I'll just have the Champagne thanks.

Halsall · 05/05/2022 20:31

They did praise the beautiful pastry yesterday at Ramsay's and I’m not sure whether it was one of Radha's tart cases they were eating. I don’t suppose anyone could tell?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/05/2022 20:31

Mine would be a plate of onion bhagis from our local Indian. And a monster clotted cream rice pudding.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2022 20:31

I have an unreasonable prejudice against prunes. I think it is the name.

Blueberrycreampie · 05/05/2022 20:32

I have had that St Emilion chocolate dish many years ago. I've never forgotten it 😋.

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:32

I don't want to see anymore tears.

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GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2022 20:32

Stab him, Pookie.

EsmaCannonball · 05/05/2022 20:32

'I really lack confidence in my cookery skills but I applied to Masterchef,' is the culinary equivalent of 'I was too ashamed to go to my GP about this boil on my clitoris so I went on Embarassing Bodies instead.'

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:33

My death row meal would be a pizza hut 20% off Tuesday deal for 2, cos I is fat.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/05/2022 20:33

Blueberrycreampie · 05/05/2022 20:32

I have had that St Emilion chocolate dish many years ago. I've never forgotten it 😋.

Do you remember sainsbos used to sell French vanilla prunes? God they were lush.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/05/2022 20:33

EsmaCannonball · 05/05/2022 20:32

'I really lack confidence in my cookery skills but I applied to Masterchef,' is the culinary equivalent of 'I was too ashamed to go to my GP about this boil on my clitoris so I went on Embarassing Bodies instead.'

Dead. Grin

Blueberrycreampie · 05/05/2022 20:33

EsmaCannonball · 05/05/2022 20:32

'I really lack confidence in my cookery skills but I applied to Masterchef,' is the culinary equivalent of 'I was too ashamed to go to my GP about this boil on my clitoris so I went on Embarassing Bodies instead.'

Can you please just stop! I'm in hysterics and the cat is scared!

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:33

EsmaCannonball · 05/05/2022 20:32

'I really lack confidence in my cookery skills but I applied to Masterchef,' is the culinary equivalent of 'I was too ashamed to go to my GP about this boil on my clitoris so I went on Embarassing Bodies instead.'

😂

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Halsall · 05/05/2022 20:33

I’m cutting Pookie some slack for that nice slap-down of Gregggggg.

jay55 · 05/05/2022 20:33

Fuck off greggg
Well done Pooki for not swearing at him

Pebbledashery · 05/05/2022 20:34

Esma is on fire tonight Mic drop

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