Celebs go dating - and pouting and flouncing and whining and crying. Probably.

[theNumbersStation]

I will wait patiently for someone to find love.

I’ve more chance of being a size 8.

I think I would see myself shut if the only person left was that absolute mary Mart.

I loved Gideon and the Pollocky bloke giving it right back to The Dash.

Why isn’t Anna telling Chloe that Miles didn’t want her. Not really. Girl to girl.

I’ve not seen it tonight (apprentice) but I hope Miles doesn’t hurt that lass.

Sew. Not see.

Is the idea here that Miles is supposed to have the decency to turn her down as he's not interested? Not really fair on Chloe using her as a Guinea pig for him knowing she's all giddy and building herself up to asking him out.

So glad to have found this thread
Am I a horrible person to say I actually HATE that tool of a total wanker - dash twat

Got to be one of the most vile creatures I've come across
Was hoping it was all a bit fake but it seems to come so naturally 😤

He's awful. Or, if he's playing a character, he portrays being awful really well. As soon as he decides he doesn't fancy someone within seconds of meeting he chooses not to give them the time of day or be civil to them. He's really not the catch he seems to believe he is.

Evening! Glad other people are watching cgd, no one I know in RL does

Didn’t know many of them only Ulrika, Abz , Nikita & Dash

Abz seems to be the only one who is actually looking for a relationship?

Dash is just modelling himself on Katie Hopkins , surprised he is lowering himself to writing for the star when he’s got such a high opinion of himself . Get the feeling he’s never had a relationship before & is actually terrified!

I was surprised to learn he writes for The Star too. That's pure tabloid rubbish isn't it? And he makes out he's so highbrow.

I am so heartily tired of the receptionist.

Take your pink weighted ring and insert it. Along with your special straw.

I’m not sure who is worse.

But it is a close thing between Dash, Mary and him.

And Miles and LCB? JUST Tell her. 😡

And as for rolling out Mog…

Bring on Mafs.

Agents to dash - stop being vile or you’re out.

Dash- yes ok

Agents - here’s your next date…

Dash - I hate his name

🤷‍♀️

No lie.

I am not fond of auld InstaJess.

But the girl has LCB’s back.

Cos Miles is a cahnt. Check.

Fair play to ulrika’s dude for being honest. Although the way he was, you got the feeling he’d always love himself first. More. Only?

So not such a loss. And she has a belter of a bestie.

I want a friend who’ll be like that.

Dyin. 🤣🤣

Mary on his date asking the lass to go on the mini break.

“Me ‘ands are sweatin’. No they’re not.”

Rob “alright Prince Andrew”

🤣 quality

Hahaaaa catching on last nights and just got to the prince Andrew bit

Poor Ulrika though, but I wish they’d given her a better pool of men, none of them except the last one was who she was looking for. So when he rejected her she had no other options.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Dyin. 🤣🤣

Mary on his date asking the lass to go on the mini break.

“Me ‘ands are sweatin’. No they’re not.”

Rob “alright Prince Andrew”

🤣 quality

Hilarious. You have made me like and be worried for, Chloe, Sheldon

Totally agree on Ulirika pp.

Love Abz.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

And Miles and LCB? JUST Tell her. 😡

And as for rolling out Mog…

Bring on Mafs.

Wonder how much Mog bunged Nikita to make sure she got on the show, with her bangers well and truly out...there's only so much underboob my eyes can manage, especially when they are accompanied with an over-gob like hers.

I agree tits

Wholeheartedly.

Mog out wafting her baps like they were bought as a pair from Accessorize.

One. You don’t waft yer wallopers in front of your best mate’s beau.

Two. Not buying you are best mates anyroad. And it is probably contractual or you know where the extras are buried.

Three. The home for them is in the thing that is open on your face. Not in your nicotine patches (that whisper of material is not a frock in my book))

Cos it would take some filling. And those things could.

Je suis fickle.

The real Dash may be rather lovely.

My heart went out to him.

The Dash-hole is just a shell.

He is chippy. I have a fat nippy shell.

Self protection innit?

Bless him. I very much warmed to him at marshmallowfest.

However.

Not that fickle.

Mary has just reminded me that hot tubs are not for me.

And having a 15 minutes of fame by going on the nest with a cock is not for me either.

It ain’t love cherub. There is no connection. He isn’t looking for love.

Just cherchez le trou.

And speaking of French, don’t you be hurting LCB mon petit muppet.

Oh yuk! I could have done without seeing that used condom! 🤮

Although thankfully it looked…empty

The breakfast looked good!

Hanky wanker

shit hats dot com

Going to miss Rob Beckett’s commentary.

Until the next series!

Rob is the only bit I’ll miss.

Can’t believe that the ixperts gave the trophy to the one that was punting for the orifice. He may have achieved that goal but I doubt there is a good dater inside Mary.

His integrity and romance was in that condom.

Wowzers with the dash opening up like that, I actually felt quite a pang of sorrow for the chap. Perhaps if he drops the front he has the potential to be not such a bad egg after all.

Oh can't believe Chloe and Miles didn't get together...I mean who didn't see that coming, there was NO frisson (frisson or frission? Ah who cares...) between them at all, at best they'd have probably made an a ton on Daz commercials advertising getting her orange makeup off his pricey shirts.

Abz I was a bit disappointed in. I thought she was lovely and they seemed to get on. Not sure what he's after.

I think this show needs parking up for a while until they can get a more interesting group of people together if I'm honest.

But ONWARDS! Prepare ye for the return of the MAFAUSAURUS! See you on the other thread....if you're joining in...

I’ll be there tits

Sheldon-esque 😉

I bloody fell asleep while Abz and his date Shane Sheena were all chatting

What happened with her , did she decline or did he ?

He's unique 100% but I felt he does have a good heart , maybe a bit too messed up ?

Can anyone fill me in what happened with his date with the long hair please