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Masterchef The Professionals 2: Forager tossery. Atichoke 5000 ways. This dish needs a sauce.

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Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 21:10

Here you go chaps

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Blueberrycreampie · 22/11/2021 19:41

My cooking's quite primitive to be fair.

Pebbledashery · 22/11/2021 19:41

He looks like he's known to the police

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Halsall · 22/11/2021 19:41

Grouchy two minds as one Grin

EsmaCannonball · 22/11/2021 19:41

And we have our Knob of the Week.

Sunbird24 · 22/11/2021 19:41

He looks a little like Nicolas Cage…

Words · 22/11/2021 19:41

Yes @EsmaCannonball !!!

Pebbledashery · 22/11/2021 19:42

Omg i fucking hate him

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TheDogsMother · 22/11/2021 19:42

Wow this bloke is a knob

GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2021 19:42

Haha Monica. Grin

GertrudeBElion · 22/11/2021 19:42

Nick has the whitest ugly teeth I ever did see.

It's like there was a teeth budget- We can straighten or we can whiten. We can't do both. Make your choice.

Pebbledashery · 22/11/2021 19:42

@Sunbird24

He looks a little like Nicolas Cage…
Nicholas Rage
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Sunbird24 · 22/11/2021 19:42

Stop fucking narrating everything!!

Clymene · 22/11/2021 19:42

This one is the biggest knob so far. Hope Monica makes him cry

Wolfcub · 22/11/2021 19:42

Shut the fuck up dick head

Words · 22/11/2021 19:42

Re Mathilde I meant but omg

but who is this fucker

jay55 · 22/11/2021 19:42

He's auditioning for Saturday Kitchen, but he'd scare the viewers.

ilovesooty · 22/11/2021 19:42

He shut Gregg up though.

Halsall · 22/11/2021 19:43

It's Masterchef's very own Salt Bae Hmm

Pebbledashery · 22/11/2021 19:43

His fucking hair.. Dead.

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TheDogsMother · 22/11/2021 19:43

Every cloud I love sooty. Every cloud

Words · 22/11/2021 19:43

This is gold!

Pebbledashery · 22/11/2021 19:44

Raaaaaaaw

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GrouchyKiwi · 22/11/2021 19:44

I need him to crash and burn with his cooking catalysts. Go home, Primitive Man.

Wolfcub · 22/11/2021 19:44

I wonder if he narrates himself doing normal every day tasks

Pebbledashery · 22/11/2021 19:44

He has to be some kind of joke

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