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Masterchef The Professionals 2: Forager tossery. Atichoke 5000 ways. This dish needs a sauce.

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Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 21:10

Here you go chaps

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Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:34

Shame William can't choke on his

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/11/2021 21:34

A perfect apricot is a thing of beauty. Tinned apricots are bliss.
He told a big porky then, he FORGOT the tuile.

Sunbird24 · 18/11/2021 21:35

Why does Shitwell look so concerned when he puts the food in his mouth?

littlbrowndog · 18/11/2021 21:35

@Pebbledashery

Shame William can't choke on his
Sniggered at that
Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:35

Smoked hay is such tossery

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jay55 · 18/11/2021 21:36

@Sunbird24

Why does Shitwell look so concerned when he puts the food in his mouth?
I'd be super self conscious if I were filmed eating. But I suppose it's his job to eat so he should be good at it.
Words · 18/11/2021 21:36

Well done bones of cheek

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2021 21:36

I'd have poked an egg yolk or three open on those crispy potato nests.

Footle · 18/11/2021 21:36

Give me an apricot instead of that egg yolk any day

GertrudeBElion · 18/11/2021 21:37

As well as the big ass tweezers, I also need me a box of his finger condoms

Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:37

Egg yolk 🤮🤮

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Footle · 18/11/2021 21:37

Come again ,@GertrudeBElion?

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2021 21:37

These chefs are much better than last week's.

Words · 18/11/2021 21:38

Yum oh

GertrudeBElion · 18/11/2021 21:38

@Footle

Come again ,*@GertrudeBElion*?
He had a finger condom thing on didn't he?
GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2021 21:38

Do a good job, Eleanor! The beef looks great.

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2021 21:39

*Elena, sorry.

Wolfcub · 18/11/2021 21:39

What was with Tom's face then. He looked like a toddler having a shit

Footle · 18/11/2021 21:39

@GertrudeBElion , it was more the ass tweezers

Sunbird24 · 18/11/2021 21:39

Elena’s plate is a bit beige

Halsall · 18/11/2021 21:39

Oh dear

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2021 21:39

Needs something green, though. Mains always need green.

Alas and alack, she has not done it brilliantly.

Words · 18/11/2021 21:40

Come on eleanor

Words · 18/11/2021 21:40

😦

littlbrowndog · 18/11/2021 21:40

Kinda ordinary

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