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Masterchef The Professionals 2: Forager tossery. Atichoke 5000 ways. This dish needs a sauce.

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Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 21:10

Here you go chaps

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Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:41

Come on els bells.. Make Nonna proud

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GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2021 21:41

I would be upset if that turned up when I wanted apple crumble, sorry Elena.

Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:42

Trading standards right now

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GertrudeBElion · 18/11/2021 21:42

[quote Footle]@GertrudeBElion , it was more the ass tweezers[/quote]
Oh sorry Grin

In the previous round, when they were serving up, a couple of them had big pointy tongs, like tweezers, which I doth covet.

So big ass tweezers, not erm, ass tweezers

Words · 18/11/2021 21:42

Oh they will hate this. Bye Bye twin lady

jay55 · 18/11/2021 21:42

The tuille looks like a stale ice cream wafer.

ilovesooty · 18/11/2021 21:42

She hasn't done enough it seems.

awesomekilick · 18/11/2021 21:42

@GertrudeBElion ah it's the magic of the hyphen. Big-ass tweezers.

Sunbird24 · 18/11/2021 21:43

Come on Aaron!

Halsall · 18/11/2021 21:43

'Ass-tweezers' GrinGrin

Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:43

Apple and mackerel 🙄🤔

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littlbrowndog · 18/11/2021 21:43

I love mackerel

Footle · 18/11/2021 21:44

@GertrudeBElion ,facetiousness is my downfall.

GertrudeBElion · 18/11/2021 21:44

"Aaron you're shaking again"

"Yes sorry master, I'm nervous, please don't beat me again master. I'll do better next time"

littlbrowndog · 18/11/2021 21:44

Looks great

jay55 · 18/11/2021 21:45

I'm not sure about fish and fruit really.
Pork, pork is lovely with fruit.

EsmaCannonball · 18/11/2021 21:45

I bet if he serves Madame turnips she reacts like Joan Crawford confronted with a wire coat-hanger.

Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:45

@GertrudeBElion

"Aaron you're shaking again"

"Yes sorry master, I'm nervous, please don't beat me again master. I'll do better next time"

😂
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GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2021 21:45

Master might be giving Aaron a sock after this.

Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:45

Wobbly pork

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Words · 18/11/2021 21:46

GrinGrinGrinGrin

Pebbledashery · 18/11/2021 21:46

Wobbly duck even

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GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2021 21:46

Isn't apple and mackerel one of those classic combinations, though? Or maybe someone was being avant garde years ago on Great British Menu.

Words · 18/11/2021 21:47

Oh pebble dont be mean to aaron

ilovesooty · 18/11/2021 21:47

Perhaps I spoke too soon. He might be going home.