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Masterchef The Professionals 2: Forager tossery. Atichoke 5000 ways. This dish needs a sauce.

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Pebbledashery · 12/11/2021 21:10

Here you go chaps

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Pebbledashery · 15/11/2021 20:41

Oh shut up Gregg with your fake watch looking

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Blueberrycreampie · 15/11/2021 20:42

@Words

Why can't anyone ever pronounce mille-feuille, turmeric or sous-vide properly?
Or anchovies?
ilovesooty · 15/11/2021 20:42

Eddie is running out of time again

Words · 15/11/2021 20:42

Indeed!

Pebbledashery · 15/11/2021 20:42

They'll go quicker if you shut your fat mouth

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littlbrowndog · 15/11/2021 20:42

Och eddie

TheDogsMother · 15/11/2021 20:42

Poor Eddie

EsmaCannonball · 15/11/2021 20:42

Pointy-uppy vegetables must be this year's thing.

squooshe · 15/11/2021 20:42

gregg is like a 3 year old with a fisher price watch

'i got watch'

TheDogsMother · 15/11/2021 20:43

That looks good

Pebbledashery · 15/11/2021 20:43

Spicy spreadable sausage...

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awesomekilick · 15/11/2021 20:43

Look Ed could t cope with the timings on the skills test round, he had no chance

Pebbledashery · 15/11/2021 20:43

@squooshe

gregg is like a 3 year old with a fisher price watch

'i got watch'

🤣Me got watch Me better than you
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Halsall · 15/11/2021 20:43

@viques

Oh well done potentially wanky chef has broken cover with salsify as a dessert vegetable. If only he had foraged something, but he might still bring in an ant/ aunt or two to go with the Greek granny.
And it looks as though he's going to serve it pretentiously perched on end, for full-on wankery.
fourquenelles · 15/11/2021 20:43

@EsmaCannonball

Pointy-uppy vegetables must be this year's thing.
My old Galgo boy does pointy up poos so I am not impressed Grin
ilovesooty · 15/11/2021 20:44

Well done Charith.

Wolfcub · 15/11/2021 20:44

I want that roti, I love nduja

jay55 · 15/11/2021 20:44

Marcus never likes sweet Asian desserts....

Pebbledashery · 15/11/2021 20:44

Love his smile

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Words · 15/11/2021 20:45

Curried fish doesn't appeal. Roti looks nice tho

littlbrowndog · 15/11/2021 20:45

The fish monger I go to has stopped selling hake. I love it. He said no one wants it. It’s best tasting fish. ☹️

Pebbledashery · 15/11/2021 20:45

Marcus has a korma from the local Indian

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GrouchyKiwi · 15/11/2021 20:46

Oh Kirsty. Alas.

littlbrowndog · 15/11/2021 20:46

Jeez Kirsty

ShirleyPhallus · 15/11/2021 20:46

@Words

Why can't anyone ever pronounce mille-feuille, turmeric or sous-vide properly?
I went to a party where there was a woman boasting (I mean really boasting) about her culinary ability. She pronounced it “milly fury”. I don’t usually laugh at peoples mispronounciations but she was so arrogant about it that it did make me lol.