Masterchef The Professionals 2: Forager tossery. Atichoke 5000 ways. This dish needs a sauce.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps

Nice pud

Jamie is looking strong

“ you’re back in the race” only because someone has to come last.......

Jamie's dish sounds the height of wankery

@ShirleyPhallus did you ask if she was thinking of buying a fur coat.

The wimmin have not been good this series.

Eucalyptus, mint, and don't forget the obligatory nasturtium

Yayyy Nasturtiums

Mini nasturtium leaves?

Deflated

Wankery fail

More wrong with that than Kirsty's main course?

Mill fuy

Here we go!

@ShirleyPhallus was she getting her Mille feuille and her millefiori mixed up?

That dessert hasn't been served, it's filed

Looks like a load of 99p flakes

Shock and awe indeed. But not how he meant it.

Oh Eddie.. No no no

You can't send Eddy home until I've worked out who his alter-ego is

oh yes, Eddie.

Oh Eddie.

oh dear...

Bye then Eddie..

Bye bye Eddy such a shame

Oh no Eddie