Love Island 17… L-bomb dropped, shock wave follows…

[AngeloMysterioso]

And Toby has become the villa’s therapist.

WHAT?!

Everyone's going to have asparagus weeeeeeeeee!

Millie looks lovely

12 people all having asparagus for dinner. Those loos are gonna whiff 🥴

Oh Liam

@TitsInAbsentia and garlic burps

Faye just set the tone

I think Priya does like Brett, but she is just used to taking it slow and being chased. I like Brett pushing back on her wanting him to book dates - she was being cheeky and he gave it back

@riotlady

My top boys

Teddy
Toby
Brett
Big gap..
Liam
Jake and Tyler

Top girls

Chloe
Liberty
Millie
Mary (she’s not had a lot of screen time but I think she’s actually quite funny)
Priya
Kaz
Faye

I agree with all this. Especially the big gap in the boys listing.

Is is an aphrodisiac? No, it's asparagus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What was Libby saying that she likes for starters?

The irony of Lib talking about “our dwarves” to the evil gnome….

Toby & Chloe for the win!

@AngeloMysterioso

12 people all having asparagus for dinner. Those loos are gonna whiff 🥴

I always flush twice after an asparagus wee, it does seem to linger longer

@Newpuppymummy

Boys

Toby
Teddy
Aaron
Liam
Tyler
Jake

Girls
Millie
Priya
Libby
Mary
Kaz
Fay

I completely forgot Aaron existed! I included Mary in my list as well xD

[quote smallgoon]@HmmmmmmInteresting Faye is too high on your list imo. She isn't get a reprieve from me this easy![/quote]
Haha, I knew I'd get pulled up on this! My list is who I think I'd get on with. I know she was awful with that argument and I was horrified and could barely watch it. She conducted herself terribly and I wanted her out after that show. Maybe my memory has faded as to the extent of the awfulness, but she's someone a conversation would never be dry with

Oh crap, I take it back - she called him a robot and I don’t think it was the pLayful tone and was hoping for!!

Kaz is so pretty

My order of liking the boys:

Toby & Teddy
Brett
Liam
Tyler
Aaron
Jake

Girls:

Chloe
Liberty
Millie
Mary
Priya (though no respect for her liking Boris Johnson) and Kaz
Faye

@PerditaNitt

Oh crap, I take it back - she called him a robot and I don’t think it was the pLayful tone and was hoping for!!

Yeah that was a bit awkward

@AngeloMysterioso

I actually think Priya and Brett are very compatible, if they lose the vote just because they’re newest it’ll be really unfair

This didn't age well!

FWIW I would have agreed up until the last ad break.

Priya is a nasty piece of work and so smug and superior with it. Her default interaction style with people is to look down her nose at them. I very much dislike her (and I dont feel that way in the slightest about even Jake or Faye or any other islander).

Brett looks so good tonight!

I don’t think Priya is feeling it with Brett sadly

I wonder if both Brett and Priya are used to being the one chased? There's a bit of an antagonistic vibe edge to their chat.

Love Toby and Chloe. Best glow up ever