Call the Midwife

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Is back 18th April. I'm so glad we are getting a series this year, I find it such great escapism.

Is anyone else a fan?

Oh god the yaying sisters

Ugh

I vaguely remember a previous storyline about someone being about to go to university but getting pregnant so not being able to.

If that happens to Timothy then I’ll paint myself teal...

Twist is that Timmy was born Tina and Dr T fully embraced his transition to male, what with him being way ahead of his time.

Dr Turner is looking forward that much that he didn’t look down when he no doubt yanked him out.

For future reference Dr T ...

Look down.

The long thing is a peenie.

The thing that looks like a smile is a foof.

You’re welcome.

Sheldonesque MD.

Evening all!
@SheldonesqueTheBstard indeed!
Of course, @SoupDragon - contemporary societal norms don't apply to Dr Turner! He's probably a vegan and running his car on bio oil.

His car will not have stretch marks and any scrapes will look noticeably better maireas

And Shelagh can wipe some on her neck. All that grinning and concerned looks and her neck is going to go full Deirdre.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh this thread has me in stitches Thankyou all of you for giving me a wonderful laugh I’ll think of this tonight as I watch.

Quick - throw her some bio oil (other fuel/sinkinable liquid is available) before she gets crawfeets.

I'm waiting for Dr Turner to raise Lucille and Cyril's ethnic consciousness. Surely he can lead an East End chapter of NAACP and start a sit in of the local caffs.
"It's called a Black Power salute, Lucille and is about empowerment, not aggression".

@SheldonesqueTheBstard full Deirdre 😂😂😂

I'm waiting for Dr Turner to raise Lucille and Cyril's ethnic consciousness. Surely he can lead an East End chapter of NAACP and start a sit in of the local caffs.
"It's called a Black Power salute, Lucille and is about empowerment, not aggression".

Unlike fisting which Shelagh and I do until we lose consciousness...

Bold fail- try again

I'm waiting for Dr Turner to raise Lucille and Cyril's ethnic consciousness. Surely he can lead an East End chapter of NAACP and start a sit in of the local caffs.
"It's called a Black Power salute, Lucille and is about empowerment, not aggression".

Unlike fisting which Shelagh and I do until we lose consciousness...

I don’t do it with Shelagh by the way.

#whenquotedoodahsareimportant

Jesus. It gets worse.

I was talking as Dr Turner.

I don’t do that at all. Not with anyone. I’m as chaste as Sister Monica Placenta.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SheldonesqueTheBstard 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm laughing at your clarification 🤣🤣!!
You are very very naughty, though!

Was digging myself a ruddy big hole there.

With a spade of gigantic proportions not a clenched hand

‘Sake though.

I had to ask my very adventurous colleague what it meant it when the lovely Julian caused outrage with it.

I hadn’t a clue. I received quite the education when he explained.

Such a sheltered life thankfully

Although I did own a gimp once.

Ok. Tell us about the gimp............

This series the dialogue has been particularly wooden and unbelievable, and it is all so preachy and worthy every week. I am bored now. Think it started going downhill as soon as they ran out of real stories, but this series is really crap.

It was a one night thing only.

Rugby club fancy dress. Me as a dominatrix head to toe in wipe clean pvc. Thigh six inch heel boots. Mask. And a pet rugby player (6-4 18. Stone) on a lead.

I won.

Photos. Please.