Made in Chelsea - series 21

[OysterMonkey]

Anyone watching?
I said this last series, but there’s something about Tristan that I just don’t like. Smarmy?

Tiff is stirring nicely again.
I’m glad Fred is back. I always like him.
Looks like Sophie and Maeva will be having a few set toos, which should be fun.
Sam is doing his annoying sad puppy face.
Slightly irritated vapid Paris is back.

www.realitytitbit.com/reality-soaps/made-in-chelsea/made-in-chelsea-2019-who-is-reza-meet-sams-best-pal-on-instagram

This has him at 33 (a year ago) and 5’10!!!

5ft 10?

Bless. I have heard stories of such men.

8 inches = 2. Or in other words.
8 inches = disappointment/ disillusionment

I just watched the last episode.
Tom Zanetti just completely confuses me, he doesn't really seem to say anything at all and I can't work out what he's all about.
It got far too boring listening to Ruby whining at Miles about her relationship woes.
As time goes on, I find Maeva's behaviour so embarrassing and unpleasant. I didn't used to mind her but I can't stand her now.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

The Friends union - I just found it so sad, because I loved Chandler - and Matthew Perry was out of it, confused, slurring, and made the others uncomfortable. Just sad. There are clips on YouTube from around the time, and it's painful to watch.

Oh now that is a shame sophie

I’m not sure I want to see that at all

Looking forward to meeting Victoria's baby next week.

Hope that child happens to like the taste of vinegar

I hate to say it but motherhood looks to have mellowed Sticky 😉

Crikey. Still, I can't see her slapping cabbage leaves on her sore tits, or scrubbing the smell of shit off her fingers!

Not cabbage leaves no.

Only PakChoi

Posh folks babies pass rose petals. I’m reliably informed ‘Tis so …

Ah no, Hinge is a very popular dating app in London - mostly ages 25-45. It's the more 'relationship' app vs Tinder or Bumble, and particularly popular around south west London. I

I didn't take a screenshot sadly. But I will do if he pops up again as Hinge recycles users sometimes. His IG was linked to it too. But no way is he 5'8!! He was on Tinder last year too, which is why I was surprised to see he had a gf!

Agree re James and Maeva. James has embraced his dad vibe and seems to love Maeva's outbursts. They are surprisingly sweet together.
Rest of the cast is so dull that I couldn't even finish last week's episode.
I have been re-watching the first seasons on repeat and it was soooo much better.
All the boys pandering to Spencer and his obsession with Caggie...

Is it weird that I love the fact that Millie and Hugo are now married with a daughter? It's like a reality TV fairytale.

today

I’m a really really long way from that Londinium.

But if Rez can call himself 5’8” on that, I shall be listening myself as a size 10.

Even though I’m at least a four maevas and a freddiesworth size of lass.

I’m about 15 Habbs

I may have forgot to mention the 3 ollies, 12 Lucy Watsons and a Spenny (when he was rounder) in addition to the Maeva/Fred combo (which is only the top half!)
😳

You must be positively svelte 😘

I'm half a Habbs...
And I lie [grin ]

🤣

I’m half a Reza in height and twice a Reza in size 🤣🤣

(That’s actually not far from the truth!!)

If you want truth?

Possibly a Maeva in height and 3 Suffolk pigs. Grown ones. Or Norfolk ones.

And I should say, I have a face like the hind end of a pig.

I don’t have a curly nose though 🐽

I’ve always thought pigs are cute Sheldon.
My favourite is the Hampshire Pig.

They are beyootiful.

I think I am more of a hippocrocopig 😬

Or, as the delightful the Reverend Bernice Woodall would say - a pig in knickers.

Well despite my illustrious name, I defo wouldn’t be allowed on MIC!

I don’t think I would be allowed in London let alone Chelsea

If I were you, I’d be rocking up at Hampton Court and taking up residence 🥳