Made in Chelsea - series 21

[OysterMonkey]

Anyone watching?
I said this last series, but there’s something about Tristan that I just don’t like. Smarmy?

Tiff is stirring nicely again.
I’m glad Fred is back. I always like him.
Looks like Sophie and Maeva will be having a few set toos, which should be fun.
Sam is doing his annoying sad puppy face.
Slightly irritated vapid Paris is back.

Ha ha ha - yes, go for the tour and refuse to leave!

Can see you ducking under the ropes and pouring your water into a fancy goblet, followed by a wee siesta in an ornate bed.

Lazy ‘awrrrrrright’ from a throne or posh seat or something when the paying guests troop by.

Sorted.

Lazy ‘awrrrrrright’ from a throne or posh seat or something when the paying guests troop by

Love this 🤣🤣
With a stately wave too, of course 👋🏻

Or gangsta fingers followed by a finger click.

Down wiv da hoi polloi innit?

Ditch the ruff though

You can keep more modern by making it into a raraa skirt.

Forsooth it may not be current but there is no arguing it’s more modern!

A ruffley RaRa skirt. Nice!
(With serious widening and lengthening moderations!)

Unfold two or three of the pleaty bits.

Job done.

Then you can apply for Sewing Bee. You’ll get in.

What with you being royal and that 👑 🪡 🧵

Sewing is not my forte!! I shouldn’t be let loose on anything.

Just watching now.
Oh the irony of Sam doling out relationship advice. 🤣🤣🤣

Tiff is such a shit stirrer.

DD commented about Tiff's 'if it were me I wouldn't want to hear it on the grapevine'- Tiff IS the grapevine!

Seriously though, what a tedious ending. Even Tiff's meddling couldn't liven up the proceedings.
Whoever decided that Ruby and Miles should be the main storyline should resign now.
Miles is utterly irritating and Ruby utterly boring. And she looks like a chipmunk with dentures.

On a final note poor Bear looked absolutely traumatised while being 'petsat'.

In Sam's defense (I know) he is shit at relationships but he is a supportive friend.

I agree - total damp squib of an ending. Summed up the series really. Defo agree that having Ruby and Miles as the main focus was not a good thing.
Let’s hope it gets back on track for the next series.

Miles is never, ever, ever going to ask Ruby out on a date... Until the first time he sees her. If a quick jump as a Reza palate cleanser.

Ruby is 26, Reza is 34, Miles 25.

Can you imagine a Ruby and Miles lovechild? The baby would have Freddie Mercury teeth by 6 months old

God bless her, but I nearly jump out my skin every time the lovely Hannah opens her mouth. I always forget her voice is so deep.

Sam rocking the bird's nest look.

No, Gareth, 'you' are not going to be pregnant. That's for the woman you'll be paying to have your child.

Maeva acting like a fanny yet again 'The fuck has it to do with her, how Ruby conducts herself romantically? Silly cow, faking apologies in order to dig the dirt. And I wish James wouldn't pander to her, in the manner of an overindulgent father.

So is that the Season finished then? A damp squib indeed.

And I saw the Tom and Sophie ending a mile off. 'Incompatible', you say. Well, no shit

So that is it. What a damp squib.
To be continued...
Perhaps don't bother - just bin it!

Trying to find one thing I liked in the last episode, but I can't. Oh hang on ... Bear the dog was cute.

@eatsleepread

Can you imagine a Ruby and Miles lovechild? The baby would have Freddie Mercury teeth by 6 months old

God bless her, but I nearly jump out my skin every time the lovely Hannah opens her mouth. I always forget her voice is so deep.

Sam rocking the bird's nest look.

No, Gareth, 'you' are not going to be pregnant. That's for the woman you'll be paying to have your child.

Maeva acting like a fanny yet again 'The fuck has it to do with her, how Ruby conducts herself romantically? Silly cow, faking apologies in order to dig the dirt. And I wish James wouldn't pander to her, in the manner of an overindulgent father.

So is that the Season finished then? A damp squib indeed.

Who’s Hannah???

The transwoman who showed off her surrogate baby to Ollie and Gareth.

Oh yes, I didn’t catch their names when they came on.

I think the excitement that Ollie and Gareth feel about being parents is lovely, but I find the way they are dismissing the woman, like a commodity to be bought along with their designer shoes and fancy cocktails deeply offensive. Anything can be bought as long as you have the means, seems to be the message. The actual woman who is doing this is just being treated as object, I hate that. If they spent as much time talking about her role in this, as a person, rather than rent-a-womb, I might find it more palatable.

@SophieB100

Agreed. Whilst I think they'll be lovely parents, the way they're going about it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Maeva needs some hardcore counselling, in order to untangle her feelings for Miles ... which are very much still there. Wake up and smell the coffee, James!

I’m going to see my arse when I watch this.

It may be controvershul but I can’t see that they deserve to be parents if they can’t talk about the woman with respect and reverence.

She is not a vessel/oven/baby maker.

She is a woman giving the ultimate gift to them. She deserves the respect.

Indeed anything can be bought. Apart from basic good manners and decency it would seem.

I’ll still love Maeva (can’t stand rubyrubyrubyruby or Miles) whatever she does.

Looking forward to Tiff shit stirring. Again.

@SophieB100

I think the excitement that Ollie and Gareth feel about being parents is lovely, but I find the way they are dismissing the woman, like a commodity to be bought along with their designer shoes and fancy cocktails deeply offensive. Anything can be bought as long as you have the means, seems to be the message. The actual woman who is doing this is just being treated as object, I hate that. If they spent as much time talking about her role in this, as a person, rather than rent-a-womb, I might find it more palatable.

I wholeheartedly agree with this. I dislike those segments for these very reasons - but all they blather on about is their fucking nursery, and how excited are, and what great parents they’ll be to their (plural) children - excellent chaps, put some other poor woman through this. Yet, no mention, at all, of the woman who is doing this for you.

Loving the mother and child reunion with MF. Champagne though? Surely not. Risks and milk no? Even if it is cantucci and milk from hand squeezed hazelnuts…

And the reappearance of L’il Sameh. I think he is an anoose but he was bob on to Rez. He does deserve better. Rubyrubyrubyruby is shady.

I almost longed for a l’il Sameh sad face because his sympathetic head tilt face creeped me right ahhhhht.

Little Bear has got the measure of the sw3 set. He has a better ‘oh fuuuuuucccck off’ look tan MF discussing the possibility of man made materials touching his skin.

Frau has binned the dude with the Chelsea teef as they aren’t compatible. No surprises. Really. Do Bears piss in the wooden boudoirs of pup sitters?

Just get with Fred already.’always there/always here’. Stall set out.

Cushty.

Maeva apologising to Easy and Osey? Sorry - Rubyrubyrubyruby.
You can say you didn’t leave Rez for Miles as much as you like mate. Maeva can smell it on you.

It only felt like an interrogation because that is what happens when the person who is asking you questions has a whiff of the BS.

Rez is no prize but there has been sniffing going on round Miles since episode1.just because you haven’t sat on Miles yet doesn’t mean you haven’t shat on Rez.

Maeva did her. Thank feck for that. It would have been even duller if she’d have gone with James’s dadsplaining version.

I did not care for the parent party.

‘We’re not even pregnant’ my arse. And the ‘love it even though the child has yet to be put in the ‘uteral wall’

And ‘we are talking about biology’

I’ll give you biology.

Lesson 1. You can’t get pregnant.

Lesson 2. For a couple of fellas you could easily pass for a couple of cahnts.

How many times did Miles say ‘Ruby and I?’ I’ve rescued her from an awful relationship or whatever.

Saviour Miles. Rescuing damsels all over sw3 by pulling them out with the lure of his cocque.

He has picked up her like thisses and like thats I see.

Whatever.

It made Jules burst into song and that should be punishable by celibacy.

Heartbroken to dating in one episode. Alrighty….

Easy telling him that ‘the people who know you know you wouldn’t do that’

The viewers know because they ain’t farking blind. And we could smell it also - just like Maeva.

Friends can date friends. Sheepish?

Aye.

Sheep can date horses. And will.