KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

[fourquenelles]

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

I'm going to say it..

Fuuuuuck off Gregg 😁

Gary's trousers were daring

What ho OhWhat we are keeping our eyes open for a Potter

@littlbrowndog 😂😂

Those dishes were far too akin to the Gustymind boxes I sometimes get delivered.

Awww, Gary. I liked Gary.

Will she be wearing her “The Mumsnet massive say Gregggg is a knob?” Or a pink carnation?

Steph got a place for assemblage...

gets bread and butter and cheese

Gimme a trophy

Why do they get sooo excited about quarter finals? It’s the first round ffs.

Ahhh Potterhead, that's great news. I wonder if we will recognise her.

As always a pleasure ladies. Back tomorrow with our mate Grace!

I didn't expect to see Grace this series, as she just lost her mum.

See you Friday everyone.

Pebbledashery

See you chuffians on Friday

Got a bit bored with this lot to be honest. Looking forward to Friday.

Oh looks like I'd be here on my own tomorrow. See you Friday 😁

Night all!

Oh no, that’s sad. I luffs Grace. (Yeah I said luffs, lockdowns got to me. I I say hubby, shoot me.)
Best regards

We're keeping our eyes peeled OhWhat

Hope you're keeping well

@Halsall

We need *@SchadenfreudePersonified* over here

And @ShirleyPhallus

Where are youuuuuuu?

Fuck I had no idea this was back on! When is it on? I’ll get joined in from next one!

Thx for the tag 🙏🏼

@jay55 This was filmed months ago, certainly well before this lockdown. Grace only lost her mum very recently.

Hahaha @ShirleyPhallus good to see you, hope all's OK with you and Mr P and little Quenella. Hope to have the pleasure of your company on Friday.

Grace ❤️

I have just caught up.

How the ruddy Geoff did Steph get through? Over Garry? Am I in an alternate universe?

She chopped up tuna and piled it in a heap. No cooking.

If we were going for Louise Thompson looky likey champions then I get it. First prize.

Tuna piling? First prize.

Greg botherer? First prize.

Masterchef? Mon now.

I agreed with the first two in ep1. . But this decision was as wonky as the Wellington.

I also have to say that there is nothing so pretentious sounding as an ex-contestant. Sorry. I can’t help it. Yea they won/or did well - bravo.

But all of a sudden they think they have blessed palates and can wax lyrical over the merits different types of seaweed or some such. It irritates me greatly.

Cheers @Halsall, how are you? Friday it is, I’ll be there!