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KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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fourquenelles · 19/02/2021 19:36

1 March new series

FUCK OFF GREGGGGGGG

@Halsall
@ShirleyPhallus
@RomaineCalm
@GrouchyKiwi
@Wolfcub
@PotterHead1985
@jay55
@ProperVexed
@littlbrowndog
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@BIWI

Spread the word to those I have forgotten!

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Piggywaspushed · 03/03/2021 20:50

'What I've cooked for you today'...

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:50

Nobody wants to to be your friend you tosspot

Piggywaspushed · 03/03/2021 20:50

ha!

Sunbird24 · 03/03/2021 20:51

Ah, John heard you!

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:51

Stephs basically done all of 15 minutes actual cooking.

jay55 · 03/03/2021 20:51

Four fish dishes, does she cook anything else (sorry prepare).

fourquenelles · 03/03/2021 20:51

Get the skin off!

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Halsall · 03/03/2021 20:52

Piggy Grin

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:52

Exhausted 😂😂😂😂😂

Wolfcub · 03/03/2021 20:52

Envelopes? Hmm

killickthere · 03/03/2021 20:53

@Pebbledashery

Stephs basically done all of 15 minutes actual cooking.
Yeah. She sliced cabbage, stored lemon into butter, peeled some spuds and pan fried a fish. I can do that and I can't cook.
Piggywaspushed · 03/03/2021 20:53

Salmon risotto is definitely a thing Saliha.

Wolfcub · 03/03/2021 20:53

This is a weird combination

littlbrowndog · 03/03/2021 20:54

She didn’t slice the cabbage. She burnt the fucker

jay55 · 03/03/2021 20:54

It totally sounded like they both knew Gary already.

littlbrowndog · 03/03/2021 20:54

🤦‍♀️Slippery

Halsall · 03/03/2021 20:54

He said slippery again......

Sunbird24 · 03/03/2021 20:54

Fuck off Greggggg!! Confused

fourquenelles · 03/03/2021 20:54

slippery again

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Wolfcub · 03/03/2021 20:54

Gregg just said slippery Envy(not envy)

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:55

Envelopes 😂

Pebbledashery · 03/03/2021 20:55

@killickthere she just assembled more than anything

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/03/2021 20:56

Bloody hell, almost missed tonight too! Blimey it’s a gregg clone.
To be fair I’ve been making meat and tater pie and a cake for dhs birthday tomorrow.
How is everyone? Is there anyone we might recognise in this series? Wink wink. 😉😉

ellenanora5 · 03/03/2021 20:57

God he said it again......shut up Gregg

littlbrowndog · 03/03/2021 20:57

Lol 4 daring cooks. Even my cat laughed

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