Celebs go Dating: The Mansion

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Wow so trashy but like big brother all living together.

I don't believe for a moment that Joey didn't know Canada was a country. They play on their perceived ignorance for laughs and to appear non-threatening. Chloe too. They're coached that way, it's a massive act and how they make their £££.

Joey is certainly cleverer than he let's on, I guess the image they portray is a 'brand' to them. But I think Chloe (despite my quite liking her) may well be denser than a month old rice pudding...

The product placement - what is it? Can't say I have noticed anything so must be quite subtle... Or I am due a visit to specsavers....

Tits its chewing gum! They have a pot prominently displayed behind the agents' desk and one or two of the celebrities have asked, oh-so-naturally 'can I have a chewing gum?'

I'm clearly not very observant

Oh yes. Chloe F made a point of putting a load of them in her gob, didn't she. She's not a subtle lass.

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Tits its chewing gum! They have a pot prominently displayed behind the agents' desk and one or two of the celebrities have asked, oh-so-naturally 'can I have a chewing gum?'

I'm watching last night's show (don't normally watch the extra one but already glad I am....

Paul eating a Jaffa Cake

Rob Beckett shortly after: "What else is orange with a spongey body"
Cut to Paul and Anna : "Wayne"

The poem Tom wrote was so sweet!

I agree- I loved the way he put a line of German in there too. So sweet

On the flip side, Karim and Witney making up their own song and singing it to people made me cringe. I wonder if they’re still together outside of the mansion? It seems a bit of a fauxmance

Some of these people they come up with for dates, I just think 'what? Why?' surely they must realise most of these applicants have catfishy profiles---- with filters for days.

Yes I could do a better job.

I absolutely adore Joey always have.
I just want to mother him though, in a non creepy way!

Ha.

I'm also loving The Duchess and Zanetti 😍. Ja. Really really.

Apologies in advance for the Sun link:

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/14055355/tom-zanetti-sophie-hermann-spend-valentines-day-in-bed/amp/

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I may be imagining this but when Sophie and Zanetti- Spaghetti were talking and he was telling her about his tough upbringing, it looked like a flicker of 'I'm actually not better than him, I've just had it very easy in comparison' recognition after she had previously said how her dad would be horrified if she brought Tom home.

Bringing out the humility in each other can only be a good sign!

I SO want to be Sophie, she is bloody beautiful, and he's not so bad either

Yes I think Tom's experience of early parenthood (and they don't mention it on the show but his ex/his son's mother tragically died in a car crash when she was just 20) means he had to grow up quickly. He's been through a lot.

I love Tom but did before this show too !

Me too 'Darlin' was frequently blasted from my car :)

Haha @KarensChoppyBob same!

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Quite a good series apart from a couple of dud celebs.

OMG Karim just makes me feel so

OMG Karim just makes me feel so envy

It was interesting to see the final clips of where they all are now. Not one surprise.

I think the format was way better - they will probably stick to this from now on.

I hope so!