Celebs go Dating: The Mansion

[unique1986]

Wow so trashy but like big brother all living together.

Rob Beckett's comments on Curtis are amazing, he just says what I'm thinking but in a funnier way

What brilliant escapism!! I am loving this weird segregated love island seniors format.

I've got as far as Karim shouting 'don't ring the bell!'. Felt like he jumped on his ongoing date's reaction as an excuse to cool things.

I reckon there should be more of an even age spread.

Also, why was Anna pushing Sophie to consider that controlling 21 year old and saying her parameters were too rigid when she said she was nearly 34 and wants a family?

I’ve really gone off Karim. I think how he was acting towards Whitney after the whole speed dating thing was awful

Yeh Karim is quite cocky.
Curtis seems gay.
Hate Joey Essex

unique I keep saying to my OH that Curtis seems as though he’s in denial about being gay. I’m not keen on him but it’s sad if so.

Love Sophie from MIC. Knows exactly what she’s looking for and doesn’t put up with any crap.

Curtis isn't over Maura at all, hence coming out with the raunchy stuff about wanting to rip someone's clothes off. That seemed as though he was trying to prove himself sexually as she was a very sexual woman. I think he said on TV he wasn't only into women or words to those effect so he might be bisexual not gay. God I know too much about dating programme contestants.

I like Sophie for her directness and wit but she annoyed me by correcting Chloe's English when she used the Geordie variant, 'wor' instead of 'us'.

Yes I'm not sure who Karim thinks he is. I've said from love island that I'm convinced Curtis is gay.

And Kimberlys styling..is, well, bonkers.

Wayne is clearly terrified of finding a stretch mark on a woman hence going for those who are more his daughters age...which is creepy AF. If Billie Jean (FROZEN FACE at that age?!) is interested in him it would only be for profile raising potential and never having to queue outside a Linekers club again. Although he did actually acknowledge that she was a 'little bit young' for him...yeah like that'll stop you...

Karim is just little bro material, I can't see any woman taking him seriously.

Curtis is still odd, nice to know he will have watched Love Island back and clearly decided there was nothing wrong with him.

I had never heard of Sophie but I love her! She's actually really funny and quite often she sounds like someone doing a parody of a german accent which makes me laugh even more.

@Brieminewine

Who dresses Kimberly tho! Don’t think Wayne’s girl is keen, looked like she was cringing sitting with him.

Kimberley has a bizarre dress sense...the hats?! Eeeek....can't wait to see some more horrors

Wasn't it BJ that had no idea what a 'sibling' was? Not much going on behind those stretched baby blues I don't think. In that way they're probably well matched.

I had never heard of Sophie but I love her!

Same.

I love it when she tells Chloe whatersname that her uterus is showing.

I don't believe Kimberley is that into Shane.
Something fishy going on.

@unique1986 I agree with you. Can't put my finger on it but it doesn't seem right.

Urgh seen more and Karim is awful. Saying he was hurt by Whitney crying and that she had ruined things by not trusting him, in another clip banging on about how unbelievably hot the other girl is. Talk about gaslighting.

Yeah there’s something unsettling about Karim, I wonder who the mutual friend is for him and Sophie I am a big fan of the duchess I’ve not watched MIC for years so don’t really much of her.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who felt like that about the way Karim was acting!

I’ve not watched celebs go dating before and it’s absolute trash TV but I can’t stop watching

LOVING Chloe Ferry. Wayne Lineker's new love interest Billie-Jean is clearly very... ambitious. Poor Jodie, although I think she's had a lucky escape.

Non-famous Sophie who everyone seems to fancy is so annoying! The fake baby sleepy voice makes my teeth itch.

Where the hell is Joey Essex? The house needs him!

*Wayne Lineker's new love interest Billie-Jean is clearly very...ambitious.
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Was about to post similar. Also I got Jodie's name wrong before but she has bucket loads more emotional intelligence than any of them.

Jodie is an attractive, mature woman, she can do better than some dirty old man chasing 25 year olds in front of her. Same as the woman he met at the initial mixer.

Ooh can I join in? This programme is my guilty lockdown pleasure. So over invested already. Hurry up Joey Essex!

Am I surprised that Wayne's is limited to a crude translation of wanting to shag one of the girls.

I think the Danish/Aussie guy is weird, can't see why Sophie would be remotely attracted to him.

I feel violated after seeing Karim dancing in his pants 🤮

I'm loving this, not watched celebs go dating before. My guilty pleasure every night once kids are in bed.